# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2016, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/201 "2016-04-04T14:43:18Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* I’m gonna have to change how I get into bed. > > Wish me luck \*\* > > Good luck with that. Ahem. Post 196 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2016, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/202 "2016-04-04T23:08:51Z")
**What’s your alias? Chuck Norris Jokes…Why ?** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/203 "2016-04-05T00:32:32Z")
**This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?** **Top Gun 2 to feature submersible jet. - based on the "Beluga concept."** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/204 "2016-04-05T02:35:15Z")
\*\* euthanizing a hamster Supreme Court opinions\*\* The Supreme Court overturned a lower court ruling in _State of New York v. Squiggy_, on the grounds that the court should have ordered the state legislature to be euthanized instead. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/205 "2016-04-05T06:51:20Z")
**How to hack an election Another election stolen from Bernie Sanders** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/206 "2016-04-05T12:48:19Z")
**Opt-out Organ Donation Are people in Israel starving?** Well, maybe, but I don’t think it’s for lack of donated organs. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/207 "2016-04-05T18:54:23Z")
**I’m gonna have to change how I get into bed. I saw Jupiter last night!** Try getting into bed face down, or just close the damn blinds. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/208 "2016-04-05T19:34:11Z")
\*\*So experts invite you to join their game … Now You Too Can Be a Sumo Wrestler \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/209 "2016-04-05T22:16:42Z")
\*\* Zap! You’re a healer; what do you do? Poll: Cough drop or lozenge?\*\* I was hoping for a little more than that, to be perfectly honest… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/210 "2016-04-05T22:28:26Z")
**Who will be Trump’s VP? Elizabeth Warren’s role** I’d pay good money to see that ticket go up against Sanders-Coulter. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/211 "2016-04-06T02:50:27Z")
**Question for white Caucasian Dopers who have played football Is nuclear warefare feasible?** Uh, the “nuclear football” is not an actual football, you know. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/212 "2016-04-06T12:34:05Z")
\*\* Being a man Being a woman \*\* Being ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/213 "2016-04-06T12:37:50Z")
\*\* British Open Museum of Poop This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/214 "2016-04-06T15:58:20Z")
**Happy square root day everyone! I’m gonna have to change how I get into bed.** Let’s see, 5.73 feet left to go…carry the one…damn. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/215 "2016-04-06T19:22:00Z")
\*\* Any male Straight Dopers strong enough to pick up & carry a 200 lb man 50 meters? Any female Straight Dopers strong enough to pick up & carry a 200 lb man 50 meters?\*\* Any Dopers smart enough to use a wheelbarrow? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/216 "2016-04-07T03:45:31Z")
\*\*Are you disgusted by the thought of kissing a person not of your preferred gender? Who famously died while you were in utero? \*\* Oh yes, indeed I am disgusted by the thought of kissing a male who’s been dead for 47 years. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/217 "2016-04-07T11:57:34Z")
\*\*Now You Too Can Be a Sumo Wrestler Being a woman \*\* "Did you see the SIZE of that lady? I wonder what she does for a living?" ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/218 "2016-04-07T12:02:06Z")
\*\*What would InterGalactic Internet look like? Prolonged exposure to VR headsets. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/219 "2016-04-07T12:03:51Z")
\*\*Could a T-Rex escape this trap? Septic Tank questions \*\* “Yep, I was afraid of this. Your toilet’s clogged 'cause you’ve got T. Rexes in your septic tank. It’s gonna take a TON of Rid-X” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/220 "2016-04-07T12:12:34Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\*Could a T-Rex escape this trap? > > Septic Tank questions > > \*\* > “Yep, I was afraid of this. Your toilet’s clogged 'cause you’ve got T. Rexes in your septic tank. It’s gonna take a TON of Rid-X” T-RID is more expensive, but works better. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=12)