# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/221 "2016-04-07T15:07:59Z")

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**Camping necessities  
Hotel in Barcelona**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/222 "2016-04-07T19:20:27Z")

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\*\* How to use a bidet  
Steam rising from manholes\*\*

Well, it worked just fine for Grandma.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/223 "2016-04-07T20:52:06Z")

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\*\*Question about money and prison  
How does privatiziation save any money?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/224 "2016-04-08T12:15:19Z")

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\*\* Being a man

Size Matters at Willy Festival

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2016, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/225 "2016-04-08T20:49:41Z")

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\*\*In San Jose, Poor Find Doors to Library Closed

Bhutan, happiness and thinking about death  
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How’s their library?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2016, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/226 "2016-04-09T00:53:16Z")

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\*\*Question for data warehouse people

Why Do Ships Zig-Zag to Avoid Subs?\*\*

The world wonders…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/227 "2016-04-09T15:38:36Z")

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\*\* Married Dopers question - ever put your foot down?  
Salute to my deceased friend\*\*

☹

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/228 "2016-04-10T15:39:11Z")

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\*\*Native American arrival questions

How to discuss Rosa Parks?\*\*

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/229 "2016-04-10T15:48:37Z")

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\*\*Camping necessities

Nuclear power\*\*  
_Much_ better than lighting a campfire!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/230 "2016-04-10T15:48:56Z")

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**What does it mean to be jewish?  
If Bernie met the Pope**

Well, kissing the ring is probably a non-starter.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2016, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/231 "2016-04-10T16:21:35Z")

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**Stop what you are doing right now and listen to  
Victor Frankenstein or Henry Frankenstein?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/232 "2016-04-11T13:02:08Z")

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\*\*Pharmaceutical TV commercials: Do not take “X” if allergic to “X” of any of its ingredients  
Space x rocket landing  
\*\*  
I’m allergic to space x.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/233 "2016-04-11T16:16:35Z")

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\*\* Will the Tesla Model 3 revolutionize Amercan driving?  
Torture doesn’t work\*\*

Waterboarding didn’t convince enough people to buy the Model 2. ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2016, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/234 "2016-04-11T18:41:10Z")

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\*\* How do hospitals handle spiked drink victims?  
Vacuum Launch?\*\*

“Sorry, your insurance isn’t accepted here.” _“Initiate launch sequence.”_

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/235 "2016-04-12T15:04:46Z")

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**Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan  
Porn giant joins protest against North Carolina**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/236 "2016-04-12T15:38:44Z")

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\*\* Native American arrival questions  
Speeding tickets on a bicycle?\*\*

“Sorry, the Bering Land Bridge speed limit is 20 mph. And get that headlamp fixed.”

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/237 "2016-04-12T16:12:58Z")

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\*\*Yes, it’s time for another round of “Who’s the dick?”

Support for the parent of a gender-questioning child? Please?\*\*

Apparently the child’s question wasn’t rhetorical.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/238 "2016-04-12T18:27:08Z")

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**Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan  
What was the first thing you purchased on Amazon?**

Lets just say Amazon was the on ramp for my highway to hell.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/239 "2016-04-12T19:00:21Z")

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\*\*Do you ever wonder about the Star Wars cantina band?  
What band/artist was the biggest sellout?

Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan  
Incredibly simple tasks (seemingly) everyone but you can do

advice for conflicting roomate sleep schedules?  
A House Divided  
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/240 "2016-04-13T05:06:40Z")

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\*\*Would a zombie apocalypse occur in the following typical outbreak scenario?  
Very, very slow 11 year old \*\*

We could probably outrun him.

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