# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/241 "2016-04-13T12:35:39Z")
\*\*Yes, it’s time for another round of “Who’s the dick?” What’s the best response to Pascal’s Wager? \*\* Ooo1 Oooo! I’ll be! “Double or Nothing!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/242 "2016-04-13T12:37:11Z")
\*\*Porn giant joins protest against North Carolina Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan \*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/243 "2016-04-13T12:54:55Z")
\*\*The Next Mythbusters Team America World Police \*\* Puppets and Science! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/244 "2016-04-13T13:05:10Z")
\*\* A conservative in a liberal domain? Car window decal memorials – I don’t get it.\*\* “ **Bricker** , we hardly knew ye” would get as many WTFs as **"Shodan** Lives". ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/245 "2016-04-13T18:18:27Z")
\*\* Trendy buzzwords that you wish you could just blow up into smithereens Anyone lose a pair of guided missiles? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/246 "2016-04-13T21:15:42Z")
\*\*Incredibly simple tasks (seemingly) everyone but you can do New Zealand prisoner escapes to Pacific Ocean through six-inch drain pipe\*\* OK, so I need to lose some weight; no need to rub it in. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/247 "2016-04-13T21:51:31Z")
\*\*Do you avoid food imported from China? Best way to deal with lunch thieves? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/248 "2016-04-13T22:33:45Z")
\*\* Question for anyone who’s a Dr. I burned my lower lip with lemon. \*\* Well, stop doing that. I love the easy ones. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2016, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/249 "2016-04-13T23:19:15Z")
And another **Question for anyone who’s a Dr. Injured knee from September to new year?** I have no idea. I’ll have to examine it first. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/250 "2016-04-14T12:24:59Z")
**What “instantaneous/painless” deaths are not instantaneous/painless? How horrible was it to be killed by Mount St. Helens?** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/251 "2016-04-14T12:35:15Z")
\*\*How do you see yourself? First time gun owner. The Liberal Gun Club is tiny.\*\* What a coincidence. I too see myself as a tiny liberal gun owner. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/252 "2016-04-14T16:54:16Z")
\*\*What was the first thing you purchased on Amazon? Need a Waterproof Camera\*\* So I’m guessing it wasn’t a waterproof camera, then. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/253 "2016-04-14T19:22:27Z")
\*\*Yes, it’s time for another round of “Who’s the dick?” A conservative in a liberal domain? \*\* Utterly unfair, I know, but irresistible. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/254 "2016-04-15T07:38:55Z")
**Best way to deal with lunch thieves? Electrocution or hanging?** Wow. We’re way past the old “bait sandwich with Atomic Fire Hot Sauce” trick, here. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/255 "2016-04-15T14:19:06Z")
\*\* Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead Ahh, springtime in the Rockies\*\* I swear, I thought it was an elk. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/256 "2016-04-15T15:03:59Z")
\*\*How do you see yourself? A conservative in a liberal domain? \*\* I’m sure some of our posters do ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/257 "2016-04-15T15:05:22Z")
\*\*Child’s game Probability Question What does “% chance of rain” actually mean? \*\* Why, it’s Child’s play! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/258 "2016-04-15T19:05:25Z")
\*\*Electrocution or hanging? Question About a Graduate Thesis \*\* I opted for Electrocution for my Master’s, but changed it to Hanging for my Doctorate, and I’m glad I did. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2016, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/259 "2016-04-15T19:40:26Z")
\*\*Ants at the top of the Empire State Building Are we any closer to beam me up scotty \*\* Sounds like the Ants are getting closer. All hail our new Star Trek Ant Overlords! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/260 "2016-04-16T14:09:12Z")
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