# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/261 "2016-04-16T15:54:31Z")
**Is anyone else having trouble with Timeless inner pain** Yes, until I stopped eating ghost pepper sandwiches. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/262 "2016-04-16T16:15:12Z")
**Ahh, springtime in the Rockies My Pubic Hair Is On Fire!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/263 "2016-04-16T18:11:20Z")
\*\* What is simple, but not easy, and vice versa? Entering a depression. \*\* Been there, done that, and I agree ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/264 "2016-04-16T19:37:20Z")
\*\*The most difficult music for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. Judge clears ‘Stairway to Heaven’ copyright case for trial \*\* _Rio_, by Duran Duran? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2016, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/265 "2016-04-17T08:59:29Z")
\*\*What the hell is up with the Caps Lock people? I’ve had too much coffee… \*\* … AND NOW I’M ALL HYPED UP! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2016, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/266 "2016-04-17T10:23:53Z")
On the New Posts page: **Dried out bottle of Compound W- what to do? Your preferred mayonnaise brand?** No! Get that Compound W away from my sandwich! ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/267 "2016-04-18T04:05:37Z")
\*\*What kind of an Asshole are you if you manage to hurt yourself cleaning the lint trap? Have you ever got into trouble because you didn’t know what a word meant? \*\* Meaning no disrespect, but not all fools are jerks, nor are all jerks fools. But I hope I don’t get into trouble for saying so. **Entering a depression. Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead** Don’t it always seem to go, that we don’t know what we’ve got till its gone? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/268 "2016-04-18T12:59:12Z")
**A second powerful earthquake in southern Japan - this time bigger Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead** What it was doing in Japan, I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/269 "2016-04-18T17:30:55Z")
\*\* Leslie Van Houten recommended for parole Umm, surprise! Oopsie\*\* The parole board announcement could’ve been a bit more professional… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/270 "2016-04-18T20:27:20Z")
\*\*Puzzled by transgender bathroom laws. Umm, surprise! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/271 "2016-04-19T00:34:14Z")
\*\* Puzzled by transgender bathroom laws My Pubic Hair Is On Fire! \*\* Well you’d better figure it out quick, cause that’s some prime real estate at risk! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/272 "2016-04-19T12:08:25Z")
\*\*The Gold Standard - Actually prefferable to fiat? What is wrong with having standards? \*\* Say what you will about Gold – at least it’s a standard. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/273 "2016-04-19T12:44:35Z")
**Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead** The noodley appendage is the devils domain! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/274 "2016-04-19T13:16:50Z")
**Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead I understand now how somebody can drown in a few feet of water.** Or a 3 qt stainless steel pot. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/275 "2016-04-19T15:34:00Z")
**Darwin Awards Nominee: Women jumps fence into tiger pit to retrieve hat Oh come on. A tiger whisperer? Really?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/276 "2016-04-19T15:41:11Z")
\*\* Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan I might end up on Google Street View\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/277 "2016-04-19T20:47:06Z")
**Questions (Sincere, not Snarky) You’d Like Answered: Democrats Edition Clinton “realists” vs. Sanders "idealists"** My first question is, how is calling Sanders supporters not realists not being snarky? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2016, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/278 "2016-04-20T13:10:41Z")
\*\* Flying Spaghetti Monster Dead Puzzled by transgender bathroom laws.\*\* It kept hesitating, not sure what stall to use, until it finally exploded. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/279 "2016-04-20T20:09:44Z")
**Mosquitos as eco-terrorists. Eagles, raptors attacks on humans.** Look! Up in the sky! Arrrrrrghhhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/280 "2016-04-21T17:40:29Z")
\*\*A demon gives you the ability to cure cancer… Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan \*\* OK, so here’s the plan – we masturbate until we get to Satan, then ask for the cancer-curing demon! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=15)