# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/301 "2016-04-27T14:25:01Z")
\*\*Why have we wasted so much money on the F-35? The virtues of a $10/hour minimum wage \*\* That’s the way to control military spending! Let’s not just go with the Lowest Bidder, let’s insist on Minimum Wage workers, too! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/302 "2016-04-27T14:44:32Z")
\*\* What do pharmacists really do? successful wars against guerilla insurgents?\*\* “During the day he fills routine prescriptions…but at night he defeats ISIS fighters in hand to hand combat! It’s Martin Peabody, Walgreens Superhero!!!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/303 "2016-04-27T18:19:41Z")
\*\* How do we get corruption and bribery out of politics? The virtues of a $10/hour minimum wage \*\* If we pay our congressmen at least $10 an hour, they’ll be too wealthy to be interested in bribes! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/304 "2016-04-27T18:31:16Z")
\*\*So, what do think Ted Cruz’s “Big Announcement” is going to be? Strangest questions you’ve ever been asked in an interview. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/305 "2016-04-27T19:47:01Z")
\*\* So, what do think Ted Cruz’s “Big Announcement” is going to be? Superheroes, bad PR, and why we can’t have nice things, \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/306 "2016-04-28T12:08:51Z")
\*\*What do pharmacists really do? Sex and digestion \*\* “The Family Planning products? They’re in aisle 9, right next to the Di-Gel” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/307 "2016-04-28T12:42:36Z")
\*\* HIPAA for dead people Question about HIPAA. \*\* Would be much better if reversed, but ya go with what ya got. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/308 "2016-04-28T12:44:30Z")
\*\* My Doctor Wants Me to Have a Hysterectomy Puzzled by transgender bathroom laws.\*\* Yes, you would have to use the men’s room - but only in Oklahoma. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/309 "2016-04-28T16:24:36Z")
\*\*How can I get a job in a bar with no experience? Most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you in a job interview Can you Asian squat? \*\* Turns out an Asian squat is not what I thought it was. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/310 "2016-04-29T12:57:46Z")
\*\* Have you ever dreamed about having insomnia? A New Theory Of Reality \*\* It’s kinda like the Mandarin dreaming that he’s a butterfly, dreaming that he’s a mandarin. Only without the dreaming, because he’s got insomnia. Except that he’s only dreaming he has insomnia. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/311 "2016-04-29T13:05:10Z")
\*\* Boasting About My Soldier Daughter Tips for Cheerleader Tryouts \*\* Do _not_ practice splits while carrying a loaded M-16. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/312 "2016-04-29T16:45:07Z")
**Cats ----- in — space!!! April 29th - National Hairball Awareness Day** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/313 "2016-04-29T16:52:50Z")
**Masturbation is a Direct Path to Satan The most useless accessory in my car is now even more useless** Man, and I paid extra for those special seats! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/314 "2016-04-29T17:57:55Z")
\*\*Weasel disables Large Hadron Collider, pays the ultimate price Strange things you’ve done to see a friend’s reaction \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/315 "2016-04-29T19:13:18Z")
\*\* Very young children committing suicide - is it possible? Why did Judas commit suicide? \*\* And how young was he? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2016, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/316 "2016-04-29T20:19:24Z")
\*\* Should the names of Confederate figures be removed from public places of honor? Field Marshall Montgomery’s reputation\*\* It never recovered after he authorized use of poison gas on the Ethiopians at the Second Battle of Bull Run. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/317 "2016-04-30T01:50:32Z")
\*\*What do you do when you’re so utterly exhausted & angry at an adult child you can’t think What is the best handgun to have and why is it a Glock?\*\* My first submission to this thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/318 "2016-04-30T01:56:32Z")
\*\*Jeopardy! set curiosity Is “game show host” a good gig? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/319 "2016-04-30T14:20:46Z")
\*\*Shit like this makes me want to disband the military Boasting About My Soldier Daughter \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/320 "2016-04-30T15:32:54Z")
**Restaurant waiter sharpens knife, then cuts your slice of meat… When should you tip?** I would definitely tip when the dude is waving the really sharp knife around. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=17)