# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/341 "2016-05-05T00:15:17Z")
**A knight charges a parked car on horseback. The result? Blown gasket straight after a service?** Wow, that would suck if it happened after a service. Also, I think the damage would be a lot worse than a blown gasket. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/342 "2016-05-05T04:16:51Z")
**You think my life is easy? My computer is running perfectly … dammit!** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/343 "2016-05-05T07:39:33Z")
**A knight charges a parked car on horseback. The result?** **Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate** Whoa, Nelly! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/344 "2016-05-05T11:38:37Z")
\*\*A knight charges a parked car on horseback. The result? Piss like a race horse \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/345 "2016-05-05T14:17:10Z")
\*\*Who (in your family) do you take after? For Dopers who’ve had genealogical DNA analysis done \*\* I’m 1/12th my material great-grandmother, 1/8th my paternal great-great-great grandfather… ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/346 "2016-05-05T14:25:45Z")
I’m a material girl, material girl, material girl… interesting slip on the spellchecker’s part. GQ **"Voluntary manslaughter"?** **Concrete shoes, pulp fiction or not?** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/347 "2016-05-05T14:53:28Z")
**Sovereign citizen tests his theories in practice; is shocked by the results** **Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate** ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/348 "2016-05-05T14:55:44Z")
**What venomous creatures live around you? Dogs or kids?** Hmm, a venomous dog sounds rather cool, venomous kids? Not so much… ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/349 "2016-05-05T15:00:37Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > **A knight charges a parked car on horseback. The result? > Blown gasket straight after a service?** > > Wow, that would suck if it happened after a service. Also, I think the damage would be a lot worse than a blown gasket. This is assuming the horse could support the weight of the car on its back, depends greatly on the car in question… ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/350 "2016-05-05T15:29:51Z")
**Rain, rain go away from the MMP Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate** Gonna take a little bit more than that piddly rain… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/351 "2016-05-05T15:45:46Z")
\*\* Have you ever been pickpocketed/ fallen victim to a scam or fraud when travelling to Europe? Bitcoins… Still not realistic?\*\* Whaddaya mean - they _don’t_ take bitcoins at all the major hotels??!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/352 "2016-05-05T16:10:06Z")
\*\* Can you respect a man who boinks a woman he otherwise expresses contempt for? Will my Biological Clock tick? Want Kids? \*\* Her biological clock was ticking, so I boinked her. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/353 "2016-05-06T15:48:54Z")
**What are the penalties for posessing the illegal number? Murder committed by numerous assailants** Yup–if you possess The Illegal Number then the Advanced Access Content System Licensing Administrator sends its team of elite ninja assassins to hack you to death with their katanas. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2016, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/354 "2016-05-06T20:15:52Z")
\*\* On the Topic of Transgenders Trump and Sanders are the most important candidates of this primary season\*\* They’re still not allowed in _my_ bathroom. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/355 "2016-05-07T15:06:02Z")
\*\* Looking for some advice on comic book writing Lawsuit about Klingon language \*\* Don’t write in Klingon ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2016, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/356 "2016-05-07T15:24:29Z")
\*\*Things that are political suicide Trump and Sanders are the most important candidates of this primary season \*\* Definitely Republican party suicide ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/357 "2016-05-07T16:04:14Z")
**Is this what cable TV has come to?** **Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign Discussion** Don’t worry, November will have come and gone before you know it. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2016, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/358 "2016-05-07T22:35:19Z")
**Trump’s plan to cut the national debt** **Schools banning all TV and computer use** I dunno, sounds a little iffy to me. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/359 "2016-05-07T22:57:13Z")
**Little Simple Things That Make You Feel Awesome Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate** Geez. Are you a pyromaniac or do you just not like Canadians or what? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2016, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/360 "2016-05-08T04:52:51Z")
**Fort McMurray, Alberta: Massive Wildfire, 80,000 Ordered to Evacuate Charlotte, NC-area Roll Call** - That\* big? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=19)