# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/381 "2016-05-13T04:15:22Z")

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**Things you prefer to do the hard way…  
Everyone Poops.**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/382 "2016-05-13T12:47:03Z")

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\*\* Girlfriend wants to move to US, thoughts?  
In general, is it ok to let children watch animals mate? \*\*

We will need more details about this “girlfriend”. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/383 "2016-05-13T13:41:10Z")

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**I Polka-Dotted My Car  
Life Of A Car Salesman**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/384 "2016-05-13T13:59:09Z")

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**Little Simple Things That Make You Feel Awesome  
Everyone Poops.**

“It’s not just me! It’s _NOT_ just me!”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/385 "2016-05-13T14:53:26Z")

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**Is my boyfriend still attracted to me  
Why don’t they wake people in a coma through pain?**

No. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but he’s just pretending to be in a coma when you’re around.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/386 "2016-05-13T15:53:52Z")

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\*\* How would Trump’s muslim ban be implemented  
I don’t understand how this shipping policy works\*\*

You can punch breathing holes in the carton and send 'em back overseas, but remember that Saudi Arabia doesn’t accept live Muslims weighing over 100 pounds.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/387 "2016-05-13T19:41:09Z")

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NM

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/388 "2016-05-14T05:27:15Z")

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\*\*In general, is it ok to let children watch animals mate?  
The obscure and eclectic at Disneyland \*\*

Mickey! Minnie! What are you doing? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/389 "2016-05-14T16:50:30Z")

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\*\*What sexual acts between consenting adults should be illegal?  
If Utah make polygamy legal. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/390 "2016-05-14T17:04:44Z")

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\*\*Brag about something so I don’t feel bad about bragging about this one thing!  
I like listening to the birds in the morning  
We Have Pigeon Eggs  
Everyone Poops.  
What’s the most interesting car you saw today? \*\*

One covered with pigeon poops.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/391 "2016-05-15T21:55:43Z")

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**Brag about something so I don’t feel bad about bragging about this one thing!  
Airbus A400M Atlas**

Yes, it’s a full-scale working model built entirely out of Legos. Now you can brag about whatever _you_ did.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/392 "2016-05-15T22:08:12Z")

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\*\*Why do murders always dig only shallow graves?  
How did you find The Straight Dope? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/393 "2016-05-16T12:19:47Z")

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\*\*How did you find The Straight Dope?  
Adult Friend Who Is Childlike- Diagnosis? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/394 "2016-05-16T13:07:31Z")

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\*\*Writers, do you ever find yourself doing this?  
Speaking Elvish for Pentecost  
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Can’t say that I have

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/395 "2016-05-16T13:56:05Z")

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**How did you find The Straight Dope?**  
**Ontario requires anti-vaxx parents to take a class on vaccines**

If we could only find a vaccine against stupidity…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/396 "2016-05-16T14:11:47Z")

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\*\*Is beer a generation thing? Why might that be?  
Breeding?  
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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/397 "2016-05-16T14:57:16Z")

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**Hypnosis**  
**Breeding?**

1. Profit!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/398 "2016-05-16T16:30:43Z")

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\*\* What sexual acts between consenting adults should be illegal?  
What is the reason that human beings can be “sheeple”?\*\*

Sex with sheep with fun (you long term Dopers know what thread I’m referring to)

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/399 "2016-05-16T20:00:58Z")

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**How dangerous are wolves?  
Cheapest protective gear to wear to protect against vicious dog?**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/400 "2016-05-16T22:51:21Z")

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**Not very clever in the MMP  
I never knew bison could get cold**

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