# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 22

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**Author:** ![Esturionette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9d8465/32.png) [@Esturionette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esturionette)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/421 "2016-05-20T18:19:57Z")

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**REALLY saving more for retirement: broke folks version  
Medical question: Do I need a naturopath?**

That may actually be the cheaper healthcare option

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/422 "2016-05-21T02:40:26Z")

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**My Panda Corys have bred  
And Now There is Only One**

That’s not how they told us it worked in biology class.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2016, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/423 "2016-05-21T17:48:15Z")

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\*\*What fresh thing do you get a thrill out of “cracking open”? (please see OP for explanation)  
Ceement pond. \*\*

Last time I did that, I did not get a thrill. I got stitches.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/424 "2016-05-22T02:45:21Z")

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\*\* Fly With Me  
And Now There is only One\*\*

Egypt Air’s “Name Our New Slogan” contest is not going well.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/425 "2016-05-22T17:00:49Z")

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**A new way to test your Internet Speed  
Stalled on the train tracks…**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/426 "2016-05-23T02:48:23Z")

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\*\* Butt-wiping: What is the proper technique for hairy guys?  
Why haven’t humans ever evolved pointy elf-like ears?\*\*

This reminds me why I flunked Evolutionary Biology 101.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/427 "2016-05-23T12:30:55Z")

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\*\* We Have Pigeon Eggs  
Bats…Yay!\*\*

Darn you, Monsanto! :mad:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/428 "2016-05-23T13:24:55Z")

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\*\* What happened to the alternate ending to Big?  
Anyone else remember the alternate ending to “Big”? \*\*

Nobody remembers it.

\*\*Am I going to hell?  
What will a Trump Presidency be like? \*\*

Going to hell

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/429 "2016-05-23T17:36:57Z")

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\*\*Stalled on the train tracks…  
And Now There is only One  
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Shoulda picked the other track…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/430 "2016-05-23T18:16:36Z")

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\*\* Survival after a cataclysm  
Should I park in these spaces?\*\*

That’s the great thing about a cataclysm, you can park pretty much anywhere you want.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/431 "2016-05-23T21:07:49Z")

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\*\*Any other hobby activity as deadly as climbing Everest?  
Is standing up to my parents a good idea? \*\*

Damn, those are _strict_ parents.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/432 "2016-05-24T11:53:57Z")

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**What The Gun Industry Thinks Women Want  
“software developers”  
Stupid Gun news of the day…**

I’d say. They don’t have a clue.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/433 "2016-05-24T12:18:56Z")

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\*\* Poll: Are you afraid to voice unpopular opinions?  
Pennsylvania traveling advice, please\*\*

If you can’t stop talking about how terrible Joe Paterno was, better stay out of the State College bars.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/434 "2016-05-24T19:37:25Z")

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**Porn/package instructions  
So I really screwed up my PC**

“Oh! You said _Disc_!”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/435 "2016-05-25T18:41:42Z")

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New Posts (I haven’t done that in a while, so I’m allowed one):

**Do I have any recourse to get out of this contract, or am I stuck?  
Torture doesn’t work**

Well, it was worth a shot.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/436 "2016-05-25T21:05:04Z")

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\*\* Entrepreneurship as a way out of poverty  
Torture doesn’t work \*\*

“Your choice - take over this Arby’s franchise, or it’s the rack.”

(long pause)

“I’m thinking, I’m thinking!”

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/437 "2016-05-26T06:24:55Z")

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**DC Rebirth–Spoilers ahoy–So wait…the BigBad responsible for the New 52 is really…  
Eating Bananas**

I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/438 "2016-05-26T14:13:17Z")

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\*\* Am I going to hell?  
Does it harm children to watch pornography?  
Are sex offenders the worst treated prisoners in prisons around the world? \*\*

I’d worry more about going to prison if you’re showing children pornography.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/439 "2016-05-26T14:19:01Z")

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\*\*Student charged for stealing free milk.  
I drank too much again… \*\*

Got milk?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/440 "2016-05-26T19:24:22Z")

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\*\*Where can I buy cyanide overnight?  
Help needed disposing of dead body. Need answer fast. \*\*

:dubious:

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