# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2016, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/101 "2016-03-18T16:51:03Z")
\*\* When I Am King Of The Earth… “Nice Guys” vs. Decent, Albeit Clueless, Men \*\* As King of the Earth, I’ll set it up, but people will willingly _pay_ to watch! It’ll pay for itself! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/102 "2016-03-18T17:17:23Z")
**Your mom asks you “What’s bukkake?” What do you answer with? Quotes about Death…** ---
**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/103 "2016-03-18T17:23:17Z")
\*\* Your mom asks you “What’s bukkake?” What do you answer with? Trendy buzzwords that you find charming, useful, fun or otherwise appreciate… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2016, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/104 "2016-03-18T19:46:51Z")
\*\* The world’s biggest maxi pad? Our girl dog is gone \*\* Shouldn’t have used such a large pad. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2016, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/105 "2016-03-18T23:35:14Z")
\*\*If a stranger approached you in the locker room, and asked you to rub lotion on his/her back… Would you pay the extra money? \*\* Shouldn’t _he_ be paying _ **me** _ extra? (Especially if a “happy ending” is involved.) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/106 "2016-03-19T09:03:11Z")
**Your mom asks you “What’s bukkake?” What do you answer with? Duck Eggs in the Garden!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/107 "2016-03-19T18:30:36Z")
\*\*What is your idea of the perfect movie? The People v OJ Simpson on FX \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/108 "2016-03-19T20:36:24Z")
**Why do my cats chitter at pigeons? Must I allow police snipers on my roof?** Maye your cats are police informants ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/109 "2016-03-19T21:15:03Z")
**Positive Gun News of the Day How I got a hole drilled into my house** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/110 "2016-03-20T00:56:13Z")
**Why do white people exist Because of some very cold weather a few weeks ago** Oh…OK. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2016, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/111 "2016-03-20T03:39:41Z")
**Most unlikely thing you’ve found at a resale store The world’s biggest maxi pad?** ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2016, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/112 "2016-03-20T23:55:54Z")
**BrightNShiny is suspended** **up\_the\_junction is suspended** **Another look at “active users” at SDMB** Some users have apparently been a bit too active, but now will have a period of less activity, to even things out. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/113 "2016-03-21T00:14:45Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\*Why do my cats chitter at pigeons? > > Must I allow police snipers on my roof?\*\* > > Maybe your cats are police informants Hadn’t thought of that possibility; thanks for upping my paranoia levels! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/114 "2016-03-21T01:17:22Z")
**Worst Possible First Contact Message From An Alien Race How often are you contacted through this message board?** "WHO is this **STRAIGHT DOPER?** Seems like a THREAT to the **GALAXY!** Must STERILIZE. **STER-IL-IZE!!!** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/115 "2016-03-21T13:52:08Z")
\*\* What battle could have saved What battle could have saved the Confederates? \*\* It’s got a catchy beat, but I don’t think that song will ever make the Charts. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/116 "2016-03-21T16:17:42Z")
\*\* Dealing with aging parents Do you avoid food preservatives? \*\* No – they help keep them preserved. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/117 "2016-03-21T16:20:53Z")
\*\* This, boss, is why I quit… New and Unimproved Workplace Rants \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/118 "2016-03-21T17:10:25Z")
\*\*What is it about homosexuality specifically that incites violence? What would it take you to kiss the same gender? Have you ever given up your passion by choice? “Nice Guys” vs. Decent, Albeit Clueless, Men\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/119 "2016-03-21T17:54:54Z")
**Sloop John B. - what’s it about, really? Making hash browns** Now that’s an interpretation I’ve never considered. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2016, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/120 "2016-03-21T18:56:37Z")
Not from the Dope but rather the front page of CNN. \*\* S. Korea: North fires projectiles \*\* \*\* Serena Williams fires back\*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=7)