# March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584 "2016-03-01T00:56:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/161 "2016-03-27T20:48:11Z")
\*\* Why We Won’t Be Taking a Cruise on Carnival Again Christians who want to feel a “peace” from God\*\* …don’t appreciate the non-stop announcements for rhumba classes and small arms practice. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/162 "2016-03-28T00:47:59Z")
\*\*Opinions members of the GOP have in common Stupid little things that make you stabby!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2016, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/163 "2016-03-28T15:43:11Z")
**Being fussy - “sharp knees” on a woman Easter egg hunt turns bloody** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/164 "2016-03-29T14:42:59Z")
**I dropped the toilet handle down the toilet. To blow, perchance to sail Where have all the dead birds gone?** The Peter, Paul and Mary revival tour gets off to a rocky start. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/165 "2016-03-29T18:07:45Z")
\*\* Poll: It’s 1945 and you’re Harry Truman How many times do you let the phone ring? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/166 "2016-03-29T18:13:16Z")
\*\* How much damage could a crazy POTUS do? I dropped the toilet handle down the toilet. \*\* I’m sure he can do much worse than this. He might even answer the phone too soon. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/167 "2016-03-29T20:53:49Z")
**Fragrance Sensitivity-Does Anyone Else Have This?** \*\*Parents, how do you deal with the issue of farting with your children? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/168 "2016-03-29T22:12:10Z")
**I’ve looked at clouds for sometime now … How common is climax during rape?** For crap’s sake, we liked the old lyrics just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2016, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/169 "2016-03-29T23:40:05Z")
**Are these actual korean sayings? How much can you write with a quill pen on a single ink-dip? I dropped the toilet handle down the toilet.** They’re _North_ Korean sayings (the last one actually goes “I dropped the toilet handle down the toilet, but thanks to the Dear Leader I can still flush.)” ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2016, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/170 "2016-03-30T23:19:31Z")
**Morally repugnant ways of avoiding extinction** **Torture doesn’t work** Well, don’t be too hasty. At least give it a chance. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/171 "2016-03-31T11:18:10Z")
\*\* The world’s biggest maxi pad? Is this normal for a dog? \*\* No. You have an extraordinary dog. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/172 "2016-03-31T13:53:35Z")
**March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good The Happy Kitchen** Thankfully, kitchens don’t have a sense of smell. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/173 "2016-03-31T16:45:45Z")
**Now what’s causing THIS toilet issue? Movable plan of destruction** Now THAT’S a destructive movement! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/174 "2016-03-31T16:52:35Z")
\*\*Exes and Funerals Can one successfully “Fix a Broken Woman”? \*\* Unless you have above average miracle worker skills, I think you’re probably too late at that point. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/175 "2016-03-31T17:53:07Z")
**Problem in my local air space? Are there any dead stars in the sky?** That’s a broad definition of “local.” ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/176 "2016-03-31T18:23:14Z")
\*\* Are your nipples naturally hairy? Disability/Sickness insurance \*\* It may be a little odd, but I don’t see it rising to the level of a disability. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/177 "2016-04-01T04:44:31Z")
**Torture doesn’t work Is nuclear warefare feasible?** :eek: That’s even worse! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/178 "2016-04-01T14:04:57Z")
\*\* Today’s my birthday Why do they all want my phone number? \*\* To wish you a \* Happy Birthday!\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/179 "2016-04-01T14:49:10Z")
\*\* 'What do you mean she doesn’t sing that…?" Is there a name for this hyper-annoying singing style?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584/180 "2016-04-01T16:24:04Z")
\*\*Japan’s surrender - was it the a-bombs or Soviets? Disability/Sickness insurance \*\* I get it. Have you SEEN the size of the premiums under Obamacare? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-sequential-threads-an-ill-wind-that-blows-nobody-any-good/747584.md?page=10)