# March tract: Roast in our fucking pit, you brain-dead disgrace to ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 2, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508 "2012-03-02T01:26:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/41 "2012-03-05T06:48:26Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> Pretty weak effort for the Chickster. No wife beaters. No alcoholics. No dead grandmothers. One and a half out of 4 stars.

No kidding, nothing tops the [Ninja Angels beating up Shapechanging Skinwalker Werewolf Shaman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=552238).

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**Author:** ![Sweetums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Sweetums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweetums)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/42 "2012-03-10T15:55:49Z")

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Please tell me I missed the thread on this. I can’t believe this level of ignorance just slipped by

> **[Chick.com: Global Warming](https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=1075)**
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> Many claim excessive heat buildup will destroy the earth. They're right, but it's not coming the way they expect.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/43 "2012-03-10T16:17:07Z")

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Yeah, [you missed it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=643857) (and it was recently moved.)

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**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/44 "2012-03-10T16:25:42Z")

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Jack Chick pretty much denies all of reality, so I can’t say I’m terribly surprised. I mean if you can hold one thing in his favor, it’s that he is a true equal-opportunity slanderer/bullshiteer.

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**Author:** ![pikey\_pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pikey\_pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pikey_pete)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/45 "2012-03-10T16:44:16Z")

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oh god…oops, poor choice of wording.

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**Author:** ![Sweetums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Sweetums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweetums)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/46 "2012-03-10T16:49:47Z")

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> [@Khadaji](#):
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> Yeah, [you missed it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=643857) (and it was recently moved.)

Cool, the the mods can delete this thread if they want.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/47 "2012-03-10T17:11:54Z")

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> [@Sweetums](#):
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> Cool, the the mods can delete this thread if they want.

I just merged it with the previous one(s).

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/48 "2012-03-10T17:20:21Z")

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The guy who went on a shooting rampage at WPIC in Pittsburgh last Thursday was named John Shick.

Coincidence? I think not.

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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/49 "2012-03-10T22:46:07Z")

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He totally skipped mentioning the [Muslamic Ray Guns](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU) and [Ass Sandwiches](http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/6/6d/Sandwich-orig-shop.gif) (NSFW language) though :(.

Edit: Oh, and he thought overpopulation was a problem? I guess he doesn’t want non-Christians to have sex at all…

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/50 "2012-03-10T23:04:59Z")

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Isn’t is so much fun to get all worked up over a sad little man who otherwise completely fails to impact your life except by that you go looking for him?

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/51 "2012-03-11T01:09:58Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Isn’t is so much fun to get all worked up over a sad little man who otherwise completely fails to impact your life except by that you go looking for him?

Well, considering that this board is about fighting ignorance, and Chick tracts are dedicated to generating and spreading ignorance, I’d say, yeah it is.

Sorry to hear that fighting ignorance is not your idea of fun.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/52 "2012-03-11T02:47:18Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Well, considering that this board is about fighting ignorance, and Chick tracts are dedicated to generating and spreading ignorance, I’d say, yeah it is.

And it’s fun to point and laugh at the sad little man.

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**Author:** ![DrumBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2012, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/march-tract-roast-in-our-fucking-pit-you-brain-dead-disgrace-to/614508/53 "2012-03-21T11:29:36Z")

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Purely out of a desire to fight my ignorance as well as a bit of idle curiosity, I clicked on the link that has Jack’s bio and was astounded to read that

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> Copies of Chick tracts are even displayed in the Smithsonian Institute as an integral part of American culture.

I have been to the Smithsonian but never saw these and I stopped my Goggle search after 10 pages of looking. Has anyone seen or heard about this ?

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