# March's Malevolent Maledictions (minirants)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marchs-malevolent-maledictions-minirants/747599>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 1, 2016, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marchs-malevolent-maledictions-minirants/747599 "2016-03-01T04:22:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2016, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marchs-malevolent-maledictions-minirants/747599/221 "2016-04-01T18:22:45Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> I’ve been on these anti-convulsants for about a week. So far, no seizures, good, but my brain doesn’t work very well at all. I’m having an especially difficult time synthesizing information, which has historically been a strength of mine. On the other hand, I feel a lot more relaxed than usual. Is this what it’s like to be high? I am both useless and slightly apathetic to that fact.

It sounds exactly like a syndrome I have, called “Middle Age”…

“Hey, you kids get off my… naah, do whatever the fü©k before you have a wife and a mortgage and a boss. Got a cooler of beer up here on the porch if you want one!”

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**Author:** ![Dancer\_Flight](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dancer_flight/32/7601_2.png) [@Dancer\_Flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dancer_Flight)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marchs-malevolent-maledictions-minirants/747599/222 "2016-04-02T02:55:25Z")

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And for those of you still playing the home game, the next round of mini-rants can be found [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19225761)

I only include a link here as I got [pitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19150493&postcount=19) for it last time 🙂

-DF

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**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2016, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marchs-malevolent-maledictions-minirants/747599/223 "2016-04-02T04:21:14Z")

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> [@Dancer\_Flight](#):
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> And for those of you still playing the home game, the next round of mini-rants can be found [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19225761)
> 
> I only include a link here as I got [pitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19150493&postcount=19) for it last time 🙂
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> -DF

Hey, no noms used, no ranting, no cursing. Too weaksauce to be called a pitting.

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