# Marcia or Jan? How about Marcia on Jan? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 24, 2007, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266 "2007-09-24T04:20:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/1 "2007-09-24T04:20:40Z")
> **[MARCIA! MARCIA! MARCIA!](https://nypost.com/2007/09/22/marcia-marcia-marcia/)** > > Here’s the story – of a Sapphic love affair? “Brady Bunch” star Maureen McCormick – who played the TV family’s oldest girl Marcia Brady – will reveal in a … Yes, I know it’s the Post, but still. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/2 "2007-09-24T04:26:00Z")
I’d watch. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/3 "2007-09-24T04:37:23Z")
I’d watch…one-handed. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/4 "2007-09-24T04:40:19Z")
I’m a lesbian and I still say “yuck.” ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/5 "2007-09-24T04:50:41Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] Yes, I know it’s the Post, but still. [/QUOTE] I’d be a whole lot more inclined to believe them if they got the damn caption on the picture right. ---
**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/6 "2007-09-24T05:19:45Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] I’m a lesbian and I still say “yuck.” [/QUOTE] Really? Maureen McCormack is still super hot. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/7 "2007-09-24T05:44:58Z")
this is fantastic ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/8 "2007-09-24T06:06:15Z")
Wake me when they reveal the off-set trysts of Cindy and Sam the Butcher, Alice and Tiger, or Cousin Oliver and Kitty Carryall. ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/9 "2007-09-24T06:44:52Z")
[Lesbian Bradys? Publisher Denies Report](http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=3638969&page=1). ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/10 "2007-09-24T06:45:48Z")
hawt ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/11 "2007-09-24T06:49:43Z")
This is proof that there is a god and that he loves us. ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/12 "2007-09-24T08:56:27Z")
I’m getting a little steamed up over here. That reminds me, can anyone find “Max on Max” online? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/13 "2007-09-24T11:10:30Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] I’m a lesbian and I still say “yuck.” [/QUOTE] Eh, you’re just pinin’ for a three-way. (In the fnords.) ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/14 "2007-09-24T13:19:50Z")
Too bad that was in the days before video cameras and the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/15 "2007-09-24T13:22:49Z")
Do you think she yelled, “Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!?” ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/16 "2007-09-24T13:29:57Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] Do you think she yelled, “Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!?” [/QUOTE] I’ll be in ma bunk… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/17 "2007-09-24T13:35:10Z")
Marcia and Jan? Hot. But no Thindy? And no Brady boys involved? I guess mom always said no playing with balls in the house. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/18 "2007-09-24T14:33:56Z")
Why is on-set sex always described as “steamy”? Did it only take place in showers, spas, and jacuzzis? What would unsteamy sex be like? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/19 "2007-09-24T14:37:43Z")
[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase] What would unsteamy sex be like? [/QUOTE] Ask someone from New Mexico. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266/20 "2007-09-24T14:57:38Z")
[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase] Why is on-set sex always described as “steamy”? Did it only take place in showers, spas, and jacuzzis? What would unsteamy sex be like? :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Beige 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcia-or-jan-how-about-marcia-on-jan/420266.md?page=2)