Marco Rubio presidential campaign discussion thread.

Well, simplistically, looking from the ocean to land on the west coast you’d be facing east, though in reality there are many different directions from which to see downtown Vancouver from the water. This one suggests that Rubio’s opening scene really was shot at dawn. He got that part right. Too bad it’s not the US!

Yeah, but you can see it from the US. On a clear day. If you stand on something tall. Like Palin’s shoes.
Or maybe he’s getting ready to announce his next bold and innovative policy initiative: annexing southern Canada.

If walling out the brown people down south sells to the base, think how much better they’ll like sucking in a few million white folks from the Great North. They even speak recognizable English as long as we skip Quebec. The French wannabe sissies.

It’s morning again in the Americas. :smiley:

It’s going to be tough to see the sunrise over that giant wall.

You guys aren’t giving Rubio enough credit. The subtext is clearly that the US has lost its way under Obama, and to restore it to its former glory, the US needs to be governed more like Canada.

So we’re getting Universal Health Care? I could go for that.

And let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Marco Rubio is undertaking a systematic effort to enlarge this country, to make America grab more of the rest of the world. That’s why he made this Reagan rip-off ad which implies Vancouver is American. It is a systematic effort to prepare America. When he’s president of the United States, we are going to re-embrace all the things that made America the greatest nation in the world and we are going to leave our children with what they deserve: Canschluss.

54-40 or Fight!

I thought maybe it was a subtle reminder that you-know-who thinks he can be President even though he was born in Canada.

Presumably Nikki Haley is about to endorse Rubio. Though she’ll probably preface it by saying “It’s a beautiful day in South Carolina”.

While showing videos of Cuba.

Marco has told all of us Sanders supporters that we need to move to a Socialist country.

:golf clap:

Yeah. I liked that. Subtle. Sophisticated. And cold; very cold.

Rubio looks to have recovered, mainly due to the inability of other candidates to take advantage plus their own faults. Since Rubio’s bad debate, only Kasich has really improved his standing. Bush has actually gone backwards, as has Cruz.

I fear the Canschluss!

But who will be the cruel *Gauleiter *of Toronto?

Yes, I agree. Think Rubio can avoid fucking up like this again? I don’t.

No, but then I didn’t think he could possibly recover from Christie’s Robotbio reveal.

CNN this morning was all about a faked photo of Rubio shaking hands with Obama. LEFT hands!!!

So they’re both Boy Scouts? :slight_smile: