# Marcus Flavius, you are a piece of shit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 17, 2020, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638 "2020-03-17T10:31:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/1 "2020-03-17T10:31:26Z")
That’s it. I don’t tend toward the long, poetic strings of invective that characterize many pittings–just: you are a piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/2 "2020-03-17T10:44:22Z")
You forgot to [link](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22194494#post22194494) the thread that inspired this. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/3 "2020-03-17T10:47:02Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > You forgot to [link](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22194494#post22194494) the thread that inspired this. Well, that was the most recent. But technically I’d have to link to around 95% of all his posts. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/4 "2020-03-17T11:00:28Z")
Is this the pit thread for guys to participate in? Will there be a seperate, but equal thread for the women to hold their discussion of the piece of shit? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/5 "2020-03-17T11:31:12Z")
Marcus has never said or implied anything about “equal.” ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/6 "2020-03-17T11:43:54Z")
Ending his latest diatribe with “Fight me” labels him squarely as “boring troll” in my book. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/7 "2020-03-17T11:45:06Z")
Who let that out of its cave? This wanton mixing of troglodytes with the general public really has to stop. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/8 "2020-03-17T11:47:54Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Ending his latest diatribe with “Fight me” labels him squarely as “boring troll” in my book. Especially in an IMHO thread. At least in GD it could be construed as an invitation to debate. But no, this aptly-abbreviated **MF** just wanted to drop a turd into the punchbowl and scamper off. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/9 "2020-03-17T11:50:07Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Ending his latest diatribe with “Fight me” labels him squarely as “boring troll” in my book. Yes. I think this place would stand to gain a lot of people would work just a bit on being less willing troll fodder. There’s nothing worth engaging in the thread that sparked this one. So—don’t. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/10 "2020-03-17T11:57:40Z")
I didn’t remember his history (incel-ish, by my reading) – if I had, I probably wouldn’t have responded in that thread. ---
**Author:** ![Marcus\_Flavius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@Marcus\_Flavius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marcus_Flavius)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/11 "2020-03-17T12:06:12Z")
I’m truly honored that you dedicated an entire thread to me. So I’m a “piece of shit?” I disagree. Most people who know me and interact with me IRL think I’m a decent guy. But hey, if I’m pissing of the super-liberals on Straightdope, I must be doing something right. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/12 "2020-03-17T12:18:06Z")
> [@Marcus\_Flavius](#): > > But hey, if I’m pissing of the super-liberals on Straightdope, I must be doing something right. Impeccable logic. Now have a cookie and go play with your friends. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/13 "2020-03-17T12:31:00Z")
I’m glad you started this thread. As Ron White said, “You can’t fix stupid.” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/14 "2020-03-17T12:39:30Z")
> [@Marcus\_Flavius](#): > > But hey, if I’m pissing of the super-liberals on Straightdope, I must be doing something right. So what you’re saying is that liberals are “pissed off” by extreme misogyny, ignorance and pugnacious assholery and conservatives are fine with all that. Got it. So much winning. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/15 "2020-03-17T12:42:17Z")
> [@Marcus\_Flavius](#): > > So I’m a “piece of shit?” I disagree. Most people who know me and interact with me IRL think I’m a decent guy. You know, for once I’d like to have someone come here and say, “Actually, most people think I’m an asshole IRL too.” _Them_ I’d believe. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/16 "2020-03-17T13:17:46Z")
Marcus seems like a fella who’s not going to be happy with the impending matriarchy. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/17 "2020-03-17T13:40:43Z")
I think the Three Billy Goats Gruff would be well acquainted with Marcus Flavius. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/18 "2020-03-17T13:43:37Z")
> [@Marcus\_Flavius](#): > > I’m truly honored that you dedicated an entire thread to me. It’s the absolute least we could do. Really. > [@Marcus\_Flavius](#): > > So I’m a “piece of shit?” I disagree. Most people who know me and interact with me IRL think I’m a decent guy. But hey, if I’m pissing of the super-liberals on Straightdope, I must be doing something right. I don’t believe for a second you’re a better person IRL than you are here. You just happen to surround yourself with people who think like you, so of course you all like one another. Not sure I’d take comfort and pride in that. I mean, all types of bigots and assholes manage to find like minded low-lives with whom to share their degeneracy. You don’t even have to look very hard. Just kick over a largish rock. Or attend a Trump rally. Places crawling with just your type of ‘decent’ folk. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/19 "2020-03-17T13:54:59Z")
> [@Marcus\_Flavius](#): > > I’m truly honored that you dedicated an entire thread to me. > > So I’m a “piece of shit?” I disagree. Most people who know me and interact with me IRL think I’m a decent guy. But hey, if I’m pissing of the super-liberals on Straightdope, I must be doing something right. I’m pretty sure I’m not a “super-liberal,” and you do sound like a bit of a jagoff. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638/20 "2020-03-17T14:08:46Z")
I just did a quick perusal of a couple years’ of his posts. He’s got to be exaggerating his positions on issues just to get a rise out of us. If he’s not, he is one miserable asshole… hates life and suicide equally. Thinks his father should take care of him forever, but hates _him,_ too. Oh, has no friends and hates people who are interested in life. Actually, he hates people, period. > [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > Marcus seems like a fella who’s not going to be happy with the impending matriarchy. Marcus seems like a fella who’s not going to be happy with anything. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marcus-flavius-you-are-a-piece-of-shit/849638.md?page=2)