Margarine is really black & ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC?

This hasn’t already been mentioned so I will throw it in.

Based on info from many cookbooks, I started looking at the labels of many salted butters (here in the Northwest) and found that they have Annatto added to them for coloring whereas none of the unsalted butter requires the addition of Annatto. I suspect that as previous threads have stated, the color of butter itself will vary somewhat depending on the diet; however, the addition of the salt (since it is not a natural constituent of butter) probably does diminish the color slightly.

FWIW, most cookbooks strongly recommend the use of unsalted butter so that the amount of salt used in the recipe is more under the control of the cook.

Mayo?

I find mayo utterly appalling on bread, but in fact there is no real comparison.

Mayo is a bright white soft spreadable condiment. Margarine used to come in large solid bricks that were an unattractive dead white. The soft yellow tub margarines of today in no way resemble the margarines we’re talking about.

Imagine a stick of margarine in a butter dish lying fishbelly-like on the dinner table and you have a better idea why people wanted to disguise it by any means possible.

If you think about this, it’s obvious it must be total nonsense. How can something which is black be dyed any other colour? You can add all the yellow dye you want to something that’s black, but it will still be black.

I think you mean “proton”?

When living with my Grandmother, we made some popcorn. She used some fake butter called Smart Heart or Healthy Heart or something similar. I put it in the pan to melt it and eventually I got the pan so hot it started smoking - the damn fake butter refused to melt! Maybe it really WAS one atom from being plastic.

Lead has three more protons and usually 7 more neutrons[sup]1[/sup] than gold.

[sup]1[/sup] Difference in number of neutrons varies depending on which isotopes you are comparing.

And even that’s not always true. I do a lot of cooking and have become very familiar with Land O’ Lakes unsalted sweet cream butter. I’d call it white. Just barely off-white, maybe.

I’m no chemist and high school chemistry was quite difficult for me but I got the dihydrogen monoxide gag.H[sub]2[/sub]0 for all you that didn’t get it.

Also bacon grease with sugar added makes a pretty good bread spread.
Dad said they used to use corn syrup and called it a grease sandwich.

Um…I kind of assumed that anyone who graduated high school would have known what it was. I guess I was wrong! Pretty good joke if you ask me!:stuck_out_tongue:

I have to protest. The only margarine product I’ve tasted that comes close is Land O Lakes spreadable butter-which is butter but with oils to make it easier to spread. I’m with pkbites-margarine tastes like ass.

Only in Wisconsin would you find a guy handing out anti-magarine propaganda leaflets at the workplace.

Throw off your chains! The revolution is now!

Trust me, nobody had to convince me margarine is bad.
I remember the first time I ever had it. About 7 years old. White glop on bread in the school hot lunch line. I thought I had a mouth full of lard (in a way, I did! Vegetable lard!) I also remember the first time my wife brought some home from the store. A big tub of goo! I scooped my hand in and flung a big glob of it onto the wall & told her if she brought it in my house again I’d have her deported. :smack: Yeah, really assholish, but GAWD! I hate that shit!

:eek: Words fail me…

If you think that’s odd, check outAmerica’s Dairy State Wisconsin’s regulations on margarine:

They’re quite serious about their margarine over there.

Yeah? Let’s not get too crazy over something I did in 1980.

Besides…I remember my wife retaliated by squirting spray can cheese (another abomination:rolleyes: ) on my head and we had a little bit of a food fight that ended with us you-know-whating in the kitchen. (ahhh, newlyweds! :wink: )

Wow, you REALLY don’t like margarine!

:smiley:
Funny, when I was little, I actually preferred margarine over butter. But sometime in my teens, that reversed itself.

Must be a weird-looking cow…

I never saw a yellow cow, I do not hope to see one – but I can tell you anyhow, pkbites doesn’t much care for non-dairy bread moistener.

I did an informal study.
People who said that they did not believe Oleo tasts like real butter, also admitted that they hadn’t spread real butter on bread to eat.
I think it’s all advertising hype. A lot of younger people wouldn’t like real butter if they tried it. Why shouldn’t margarine be judged on it’s taste alone and not how it compares to something else?

And in the context of food stuffs, you can’t dye black food yellow.