# Marge Simpson in Playboy (no really) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 9, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236 "2009-10-09T20:44:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/41 "2009-10-19T01:07:37Z")
26-26-26? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/42 "2009-10-19T01:21:06Z")
And we still don’t know if the carpet matches the curtains. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/43 "2009-10-19T01:32:27Z")
> [@squeegee](#): > > 26-26-26? That definitely doesn’t match the pics. I think those measurements belong to Olive Oyl. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/44 "2009-10-19T01:37:48Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > That definitely doesn’t match the pics. I think those measurements belong to Olive Oyl. Olive Oyl’s official measurements are 19-19-19, which was the first thing I thought of when I saw Marge’s. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/45 "2009-10-19T01:43:54Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > Meh, not like it hasn’t been done before. Cartman’s mom was in an issue back around 2000. Of course, you could see her hairy balls, as I recall… > > Hey, wait, does this mean that **South Park** beat **The Simpsons** at something? When was this?! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/46 "2009-10-19T02:36:34Z")
> [@Curtis LeMay](#): > > Good Lord… > > Anyways I’d think considering from my degree of knowledge in Cartoonology that Lois Griffin would be a far better candidate for this. She’s more Larry Flynt than Hugh Hefner, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/47 "2009-10-19T02:43:04Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > Ah, found one: [http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40203972.html](http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40203972.html) Wow, those went a lot farther than I thought they would go. Although we’ve seen Homer’s nipples often enough that I guess fair is fair. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/48 "2009-10-19T02:45:08Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > Wow, those went a lot farther than I thought they would go. Although we’ve seen Homer’s nipples often enough that I guess fair is fair. Screw that! For as much disgustingness as we’ve seen from Homer, I wanna see a lot more than than they showed! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/49 "2009-10-19T07:10:20Z")
Kinda squicky. Like seeing your granny in a see through teddy. link to pics http:// [community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40203972.html](http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/40203972.html) ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/50 "2009-10-19T15:06:12Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > And we still don’t know if the carpet matches the curtains. Well, to be fair, if they did they’d be gray, not blue. Because, according to Homer, “Marge has been gray as a mule since she was seventeen.” ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/51 "2009-10-19T18:35:24Z")
Do you think they are going to airbrush Marge’s picture, to get rid of any flaws? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236/52 "2009-10-19T18:38:06Z")
> [@DMark](#): > > Do you think they are going to airbrush Marge’s picture, to get rid of any flaws? Hey, Marge is looking a lot better than “head bigger than pelvis” lady. [http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/109589/original.jpg](http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/109589/original.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marge-simpson-in-playboy-no-really/513236.md?page=2)