# margin has the self-awareness of a barnacle.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 14, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934 "2020-02-14T14:18:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/81 "2020-02-15T20:46:28Z")

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I know we’ve moved past #1, but is **Mr. Duality** a lame-brain?

> [@Mr.Duality](#):
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> Take in this bit of misdirection:  
> Originally Posted by margin  
> The big difference is that Trump preaches hatred. He ran on it. He glories in it. That’s his message.
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> You can’t show any equivalent anywhere on the Dem side. Not even close.  
> This is where.  
> Originally Posted by margin  
> Trump worships Putin and Bernie worships Noriega and Castro.

Why do Noriega and Castro form a counter-example to **margin** ’s claim? Dislike them however much one might, are they “preachers of hatred”? Are they guilty of anti-Americanism like Trump and Putin? (Castro turned against the U.S. _after_ the U.S. turned against him.)

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/82 "2020-02-15T21:41:49Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> I move we turn this thread into a cat picture thread and fuck **pool** and **Mr. Duality**.

Not even with yours, my friend. Hell, not even with one on loan from the next scheduled to die in the leper colony.

It’s pretty obvious that the cunts in this thread are not those AFAB.

**margin,** I too have a petite little ginger girl who thinks she’s a dog and is constantly surprised that the actual dogs won’t snuggle with her. She keeps trying, though, and has managed to teach the puppy how to swat like he has a pimp hand so there’s that.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/83 "2020-02-15T21:44:44Z")

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> [@pool](#):
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> Anyone else thinking the cat killed itself?

> [@pool](#):
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> That’s some mouth on you, you blow your dead cat with that mouth?

> [@pool](#):
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> Margin is just being a wet blanket, she had a recent CATastrophe you see…

> [@pool](#):
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> Stop talking about cunts, it only reminds her of her dead pussy.

You are a juvenile piece of shit. Not funny and an absolute jerk. Reread your own garbage, what are you a 15 year old wanna-be bully. Do you like pulling wings off of butterflies too? Seriously, your scum.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/84 "2020-02-15T21:48:18Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Oh noes! The pit is too mean! Maybe this will trigger another stampede to ATMB, much hand wringing, and a slew of pointless stickies.

You know what, you’re not even worth it.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/85 "2020-02-15T22:24:21Z")

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Lotta garbage people in this thread.

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/86 "2020-02-15T22:24:45Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> You are a juvenile piece of shit. Not funny and an absolute jerk. Reread your own garbage, what are you a 15 year old wanna-be bully. Do you like pulling wings off of butterflies too? Seriously, your scum.

I was just kitten around…

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/87 "2020-02-15T22:37:29Z")

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Laughing at someone else’s real life pain makes that person a candidate for sociopath of the month club.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/88 "2020-02-15T22:39:24Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Lotta garbage people in this thread.

Yeah, we came for the pit, and got waste the treatment facility instead - with untreated waste.

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**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/89 "2020-02-15T22:39:56Z")

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> [@SmartAleq](#):
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> Not even with yours, my friend. Hell, not even with one on loan from the next scheduled to die in the leper colony.
> 
> It’s pretty obvious that the cunts in this thread are not those AFAB.
> 
> **margin,** I too have a petite little ginger girl who thinks she’s a dog and is constantly surprised that the actual dogs won’t snuggle with her. She keeps trying, though, and has managed to teach the puppy how to swat like he has a pimp hand so there’s that.

Did she put you through those dreadful "OMG _Where is she?"_ moments, because my kitty was so tiny----at seven pounds, her heaviest weight----that she could hide anywhere. I kept forgetting to look up.

It wasn’t just the top of the oak buffet, it was on top _of the curtain rods_ on t_op of cupboards_, on top of _doors_, it was _under_ the cupboards, too, where I could have sworn there was _no_ space. She crawled under every blanket and turned herself into a purring little croissant. She did that bubble-purr that kittens do, all her life. She also liked to crawl _inside_ my jacket, and then she’d do that Sphinx stretch, with her paws stretched all the way out in front of her, as if she were thousands of years old, made of thousands of tons of granite, and worshipped like Bast herself.

Babygirl was just as tiny, but timorous and meek, hiding in cupboards, curling up in a tortie ball behind me, purring so loud you could hear her in the next room.

I think one of the things we mourn is all the little things we _meant_ to do, the photos we’ll never take, the little holes that only scar over. It’s just an animal, right?

God, I need to switch to decaf.

All my kitties have been old or sick or injured in some way, all dumped or discarded, and all have been outrageously affectionate and I swear, grateful. Losing Babygirl hit me especially hard because she was the second of three kitties who were dumped on me the same summer, and both she and her “brother” died suddenly, horribly unexpectedly, and way too early. The only one left is a grumpy old guy with one incisor left, a hoarse squawk of a voice, and too many scars to count. I think he was used as a bait animal. The vet said the broken teeth she had to pull were still bleeding. I need to win the lottery. I’d pay to spay or neuter and treat all the pets and not pets. Anyhoooo…

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/90 "2020-02-15T22:47:35Z")

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My cat Ziggy died unexpectedly last year from heart failure. He was only 4. He was my little buddy and I miss him so much.

I’m sorry your cat died and I’m more sorry this thread is filled with juvenile pricks.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/91 "2020-02-15T22:48:39Z")

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> [@margin](#):
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> ☹
> 
> [This should link to a few pictures](https://www.flickr.com/photos/84741860@N02/)of my little orange girl, Baby, the tortie I just lost, Fred----the world’s first puppy in feline form, who was Baby’s big brother, and Morgue, the giant white floof. Three of them are gone, the little bastards. Maybe that’s what happens when somebody dumps a kitty on you. Fred had a wounded paw and Baby and Molly were both very undersized kitties. The Humane Society told me that feral kitties often experience kidney damage as a result of not having reliable sources of clean water.

Aww. It looks Baby had high blood pressure (the dilated eyes in the last pic), which would account for the detached retinas. It’s common at the end stage of renal failure. I hope you know there wasn’t anything you could’ve done. I’d never heard that about feral kitties, but that makes a lot of sense. She didn’t have the best beginning which sadly makes for a shorter life.

When you’re ready, you’ll find another furball who needs you to add to your family. She or he won’t replace the ones you’ve lost but will be a good distraction and give you some optimism. Your three kitties’ legacies will be that another little life will have a loving home.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/92 "2020-02-15T22:50:51Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> Laughing at someone else’s real life pain makes that person a candidate for sociopath of the month club.

The Rush Limbaugh thread needs you.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/93 "2020-02-15T23:14:45Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> The Rush Limbaugh thread needs you.

Wow, Rush Limbaugh finally decided to sign up and post here. Crazy. Link?

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/94 "2020-02-15T23:15:54Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> Wow, Rush Limbaugh finally decided to sign up and post here. Crazy. Link?

Wow, it explains it so much, Octo is Rush’s screen name.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/95 "2020-02-15T23:17:00Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> Wow, Rush Limbaugh finally decided to sign up and post here. Crazy. Link?

Got to learn to read. What asahi posted was in clear, simple English.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/96 "2020-02-15T23:18:53Z")

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By the way if you are wondering what kind of person Pool is, behold. Or you may not want to behold as the following contains descriptions of severe animal cruelty.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6477487&postcount=1](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6477487&postcount=1)

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**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/97 "2020-02-15T23:22:08Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> I know we’ve moved past #1, but is **Mr. Duality** a lame-brain?
> 
> Why do Noriega and Castro form a counter-example to **margin** ’s claim? Dislike them however much one might, are they “preachers of hatred”? Are they guilty of anti-Americanism like Trump and Putin? (Castro turned against the U.S. _after_ the U.S. turned against him.)

It’s **margin** who is the preacher of hatred in that example.

OK maybe I should have spelled it out.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/98 "2020-02-15T23:24:16Z")

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margin’s not running for president and owes no one her tempered responses to anything.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/99 "2020-02-15T23:29:33Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> By the way if you are wondering what kind of person Pool is, behold. Or you may not want to behold as the following contains descriptions of severe animal cruelty.
> 
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6477487&postcount=1](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6477487&postcount=1)

I wish I had taken heed of your spoiler. **pool** is a seriously disturbed piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/margin-has-the-self-awareness-of-a-barnacle/847934/100 "2020-02-15T23:30:24Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Got to learn to read. What asahi posted was in clear, simple English.

Reading is less important than emotional intelligence. This is basic stuff, but the idea is that talking about a random celebrity is different than directly addressing a person.

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