# Mariah Carey, all heart

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 30, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585 "2003-05-30T17:42:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/41 "2003-05-31T15:18:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*When the hell did that happen? \*\*

Sigh…he went on a vacation with her in the Carribean this past spring. It breaks my heart. VIN…VIN! I would have done anything for you, and I’m not Crazy.

well, not as crazy as Mariah

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/42 "2003-05-31T15:57:19Z")

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When my niece was about 3, she saw Mariah on TV for the first time. The niece screeched joyously, “BARBIE!”

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/43 "2003-05-31T16:35:25Z")

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In your defense, **dio** , I got what you were saying without the explanation. And just for the record, Mariah’s boobs scare me.

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/44 "2003-05-31T16:47:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*To think Vin Diesel put his penis inside of her.
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> It bothers me to no end. \*\*

Hell, not me. Way to go, Diesel! At least he finally put her mouth to good use.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/45 "2003-05-31T23:49:20Z")

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You have to love this bit from a few weeks ago, in which someone from MC’s agency tries to explain why they scaled the tour back to smaller venues:

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> “Mariah had been speaking to people, monitoring her Web site, and listening to her fans, and the resounding note she heard was her fans wanted to see her in a more intimate environment and were less concerned about the big production aspects of an arena tour,” says John Marx, senior VP of contemporary music at the William Morris Agency.

In other words, her appeal is becoming more selective.

Dr. J

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/46 "2003-06-01T00:13:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*To think Vin Diesel put his penis inside of her.
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> It bothers me to no end. \*\*

Oh, God…I just ate. You’re seriously making it want to come up.

My eyes, my virgin eyes!!!

Ava

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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/47 "2003-06-01T00:21:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lizard \*  
> At least he finally put her mouth to good use.

Damn.

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**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/48 "2003-06-01T05:54:47Z")

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Mariah’s worst habit, IMO, is that which I call “singing with the dolphins.” Make that fucking noise STOP.

I remember reading a bit last year that she was sitting in the smoking section of a restaurant, and someone _gasp_ had the nerve to _light a cigarette_ at a nearby table, and she sent someone over to that person’s table telling them to please extinguish it, as it was “harmful to her vocal chords.”

Silly bitch. Sounds to me the guy/gal with the cig was just trying to do his/her civic duty. Where’s the harm in harming Mariah?

I ask you.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/49 "2003-06-01T06:15:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*IIRC, Tommy Mottola (head of Sony records), met her in a restaurant where she was slinging hash. \*\*

I thought she met him after or during the recording of her first album, as he was an executive at her label.

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**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/50 "2003-06-01T06:52:41Z")

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Well, if it’s any consolation, she was villified at the MTV Movie Awards. There were so many nasty cracks made about her, and a really mean joke by MTV. It almost made me feel sorry for her. Almost.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-all-heart/178585/51 "2003-06-01T14:30:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Audrey Levins \*  
> \*\*Mariah’s worst habit, IMO, is that which I call “singing with the dolphins.” \*\*

[You’re not wrong](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2003/03/29/bmcarey29.xml)

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> the Guinness Book of Records…asserts that Mariah is the singer who can hold the highest note in the world. The only mammal capable of producing a higher note, apparently, is a dolphin.

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