# Mariah Carey rediscovers clothes!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 2, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997 "2002-12-02T17:50:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997/1 "2002-12-02T17:50:47Z")

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Saw her new video, It’s the most clothes she’s had on in 5 years!

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997/2 "2002-12-02T18:17:25Z")

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Maybe she gained 0.04 pounds and is attempting to cover it up.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingwithChickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@SwimmingwithChickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingwithChickens)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997/3 "2002-12-02T18:21:47Z")

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My prediction:

Inside of five years she will do a pictoral for Playboy. It seems that everyone with a long dead career thinks that nudity will somehow jumpstart it…

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**Author:** ![Skip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@Skip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skip)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997/4 "2002-12-02T18:28:08Z")

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- Inside of five years she will do a pictoral for Playboy. It seems that everyone with a long dead career thinks that nudity will somehow jumpstart it…\*

Maybe… but I think that $28 million Warner Bros paid her to get out of their contract with her will last her a while…

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**Author:** ![Obvious\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Obvious\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obvious_Guy)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997/5 "2002-12-02T19:58:36Z")

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I’ve been waiting for that Playboy “spread” to come out for 10 years now… Come on Mariah your not getting any younger!!

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**Author:** ![stylize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@stylize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stylize)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997/6 "2002-12-02T20:40:13Z")

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Why does Mariah Carey insist on making her hair, skin, makeup, etc the same color? She looks like a freak. I liked her better in her girl-next-door, curly-haired “Dreamlover” days (which seems like a past life at this point).

And the bridge between her nose and lips is too big. She looks kind of troll-ish.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997/7 "2002-12-02T22:43:22Z")

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So, when does Bjork rediscover clothes?

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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mariah-carey-rediscovers-clothes/139997/8 "2002-12-03T02:30:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by asterion \*  
> \*\*So, when does Bjork rediscover clothes? \*\*

When does Bjork rediscover reality?