# Marilyn Monroe is Alive! And Most Poodles are Gay!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marilyn-monroe-is-alive-and-most-poodles-are-gay/272998
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 4, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marilyn-monroe-is-alive-and-most-poodles-are-gay/272998 "2004-11-04T17:33:25Z")
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### Author: ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2004, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marilyn-monroe-is-alive-and-most-poodles-are-gay/272998/21 "2004-11-05T10:00:36Z")

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Even better:

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> At first, I was real nervous, 'cause pulling out from the curb, Mr. Ted knocked over two garbage cans and scraped the fender on a fire hydrant," she recalls. "He laughed and apologized and told me it had been a while since he did his own driving.

Yikes, Ted! :eek:

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### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marilyn-monroe-is-alive-and-most-poodles-are-gay/272998/22 "2004-11-05T12:30:02Z")

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Marylin Monroe is living with 34 cats and a retired plumber in Cleveland?

Well, dayumn!

I had Marylin Monroe living with with 3 dobermans, 4 canaries and a retired cable repair man in Boise, in the office pool.

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### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marilyn-monroe-is-alive-and-most-poodles-are-gay/272998/23 "2004-11-05T13:03:06Z")

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One of my favorites was a pic of a pyramid with the mother of all cracks in it and a mummy walking out of it. What luck, Ma! That earthquake broke the pyramid in half and let the mummy out just as we arrived with a camera that makes pencil-drawing pictures! This is the most amazing thing since the “Bat Boy!”

But none of this addresses the real issue\*\*: Whatever happened to the “Tragic Dog-Faced Baby!?”\*\* One of the most hilarious photoshop jobs ever.

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