# Marina Sirtis has aged!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-has-aged/320425>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 6, 2005, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-has-aged/320425 "2005-09-06T22:30:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-has-aged/320425/21 "2005-09-07T02:55:19Z")

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> [@Ogre](#):
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> Breast reduction?

[In looking further first pic is from a year 2000 con](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.creationent.com/past_events/gs2000/marina_sirtis2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.creationent.com/past_events/gs2000/gs2000_3.htm&h=600&w=400&sz=40&tbnid=hqRkzr9a57IJ:&tbnh=133&tbnw=88&hl=en&start=7&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMarina%2BSirtis%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2005-34,GGLG:en)  
[and 2nd is 2003 opening of Hyde Park Exhibit "The Starship Enterprise, recreated in Hyde Park for Star Trek: The Adventure for Star Trek: The Adventure](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38607000/jpg/_38607075_actors.jpg&imgrefurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/pictures/galleries/newsid_2588000/2588123.stm&h=330&w=200&sz=17&tbnid=Q2Pe3yM3bXUJ:&tbnh=114&tbnw=69&hl=en&start=6&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMarina%2BSirtis%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2005-34,GGLG:en)"

I suspect bulkhead enhancement

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-has-aged/320425/22 "2005-09-07T02:57:05Z")

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The underwires! They’re gonna blow!!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-has-aged/320425/23 "2005-09-07T03:15:53Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> I suspect bulkhead enhancement

I suspect forward deployed airbags. Or inertial dampers, if you must.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-has-aged/320425/24 "2005-09-07T03:21:25Z")

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> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> But quite nicely, it must be said.

I second those–I mean _that_.

> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> A quick Googling gives her DOB as 3/29/59. I’ve got neckties older than that.

[IMDB](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000642/) has her a year younger-which makes her two months younger than me. Therefore, she is not old.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-has-aged/320425/25 "2005-09-07T03:29:29Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> [In looking further first pic is from a year 2000 con](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.creationent.com/past_events/gs2000/marina_sirtis2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.creationent.com/past_events/gs2000/gs2000_3.htm&h=600&w=400&sz=40&tbnid=hqRkzr9a57IJ:&tbnh=133&tbnw=88&hl=en&start=7&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMarina%2BSirtis%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2005-34,GGLG:en)  
> [and 2nd is 2003 opening of Hyde Park Exhibit "The Starship Enterprise, recreated in Hyde Park for Star Trek: The Adventure for Star Trek: The Adventure](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38607000/jpg/_38607075_actors.jpg&imgrefurl=http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/pictures/galleries/newsid_2588000/2588123.stm&h=330&w=200&sz=17&tbnid=Q2Pe3yM3bXUJ:&tbnh=114&tbnw=69&hl=en&start=6&prev=/images%3Fq%3DMarina%2BSirtis%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2005-34,GGLG:en)"
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> I suspect bulkhead enhancement

Mercy. I think she just activated my warp nacelles.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-has-aged/320425/26 "2005-09-07T03:48:49Z")

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I have what I would assume is a fairly recent polaroid of her tacked to my wall (sent to me by **Zebra** [who rocks] while I was convalescing from an accident last year) and while I’m no longer enamored with her, I’d still consider her quite attractive.

> [@Turek](#):
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> She was in the last episode of “Enterprise” (don’t deny it; you _know_ it really _did_ exist), and she had developed a bit of a … ahem … fupa.

Fupa?

> [@Turek](#):
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> I’ve grown out of my “Troi” phase, and right into my “Inara or Kaylee? Why not both?” phase.

River then Kaylee then Inara (then Mal then Wash then Zoe then…) but all pale in comparison to Willow.

Not the same universe but it’s all Joss and _ **everyone** _ is inferior to Willow

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-has-aged/320425/27 "2005-09-07T04:10:37Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> I have what I would assume is a fairly recent polaroid of her tacked to my wall (sent to me by **Zebra** [who rocks] while I was convalescing from an accident last year) and while I’m no longer enamored with her, I’d still consider her quite attractive.
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> Fupa?

[FUPA](http://www.davezilla.com/index.php?p=387). Fat Upper P\*\*\*y Area AKA “a pooch”

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