# Marina Sirtis - The Booby Lady

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 4, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189 "2008-02-04T06:34:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/1 "2008-02-04T06:34:57Z")

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Who else used to call Marina Sirtis on ST:TNG the Booby Lady or something similar?

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/2 "2008-02-04T06:51:17Z")

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Still not paid your $15, eh?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/3 "2008-02-04T07:00:07Z")

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I disliked her character enough not to care what she looked like.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/4 "2008-02-04T09:09:43Z")

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IIRC, it was the guy who played Riker who pointed out to her that the episode directors would go out of their way to have a cleavage shot of Ms. Sirtis.

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/5 "2008-02-04T09:22:12Z")

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I think she had a camel toe on at least one occasion.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/6 "2008-02-04T12:11:16Z")

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> Who else used to call Marina Sirtis on ST:TNG the Booby Lady or something similar?

Pepper Mill saw a picture of her at a Con before the series started and asked “What is she supposed to be? Ship’s Cleavage?” She says she heard that description (“Ship’s Cleavage”) an awful lot afterwards, and claimed it was another case of a phrase she came up with geting into the zeitgeist, and her not getting any credit. (She claims to have come up with “It;'s not the years, it’s the mileage” long before Raiders of the Lost Ark, too.)

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/7 "2008-02-04T13:26:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]  
Who else used to call Marina Sirtis on ST:TNG the Booby Lady or something similar?  
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I never heard anyone refer to her that way. I mean sure, her non-uniform-leotard/catsuits were a source of amusement and discussion, but I never heard anyone give her a nickname.

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**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/8 "2008-02-04T13:38:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Sage Rat]  
Still not paid your $15, eh?  
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Well, would you pay 15 bucks to ask a question like that?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/9 "2008-02-04T15:50:25Z")

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If I recall, the nickname at the time was “Cosmic Cheerleader.”

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/10 "2008-02-04T15:58:34Z")

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We always called her “The Counselor with the Bouncelors”.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/11 "2008-02-04T16:37:53Z")

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I’m just a sucker for aliteration, I guess; she was **Counselor Cleavage**.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/12 "2008-02-04T16:46:39Z")

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She was always know by a non-boob related nickname among my crowd

Alien “You will all die!”  
Counselor “He feels anger”

Alien “I am confused”  
Counselor “He is confused”

We used to just call her the ship’s repeater.

I do like Counselor with Bouncelors, I wish I’d heard that one back then it was in its first run.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/13 "2008-02-04T16:55:47Z")

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**Robot Arm** beat me to it.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/14 "2008-02-04T17:16:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Attack from the 3rd dimension]  
Alien “You will all die!”  
Counselor “He feels anger”

Alien “I am confused”  
Counselor “He is confused”

We used to just call her the ship’s repeater.  
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Tommy Webber: You know, that is really getting annoying.  
Gwen DeMarco: Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it’s _stupid_, but I’m gonna do it! Okay?  
Tommy Webber: Sure, no problem.  
[right]-- _Galaxy Quest_[/right]  
I don’t recall having a pet name for Troi, but i usually referred to the endless series of nameless, large-busted female helmsmen as “Ensign Boobs”.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/15 "2008-02-04T17:22:58Z")

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My crowd used to refrain from pointing out Marina’s breastworks at all, on the basis that going all **zomg bqqbies!!11!** over her suggested that one had little or no interest in attractive females _outside_ the science fiction universe.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/16 "2008-02-04T17:28:20Z")

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So is Marina’s trench really as deep as purported?

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**Author:** ![Tully\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ab992/32.png) [@Tully\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tully_Mars)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/17 "2008-02-04T17:53:30Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
So is Marina’s trench really as deep as purported?  
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It Sirtis-ly is.  
Oh. That was bad.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/18 "2008-02-04T17:58:03Z")

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[QUOTE=lieu]  
So is Marina’s trench really as deep as purported?  
[/QUOTE]  
[Oh, yes](http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2654282.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A61ED265C85941A1649930FDCFC4C15FBB)

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**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/19 "2008-02-04T18:01:41Z")

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[QUOTE=squeegee]  
[Oh, yes](http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2654282.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A61ED265C85941A1649930FDCFC4C15FBB)  
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I was there once, for 20 min…

No, I can’t finish it.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/20 "2008-02-04T18:05:35Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]  
Pepper Mill saw a picture of her at a Con before the series started and asked “What is she supposed to be? Ship’s Cleavage?” She says she heard that description (“Ship’s Cleavage”) an awful lot afterwards, and claimed it was another case of a phrase she came up with geting into the zeitgeist, and her not getting any credit. (She claims to have come up with “It;'s not the years, it’s the mileage” long before Raiders of the Lost Ark, too.)  
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How old is Pepper Mill?

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