# Marina Sirtis - The Booby Lady **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 4, 2008, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189 "2008-02-04T06:34:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/21 "2008-02-04T18:07:26Z")
[QUOTE=brownie55] I was there once, for 20 min… No, I can’t finish it. [/QUOTE] There are medications for that now. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/22 "2008-02-04T18:08:57Z")
[QUOTE=brownie55] I was there once, for 20 min… No, I can’t finish it. [/QUOTE] Did you find your car keys? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/23 "2008-02-04T19:32:45Z")
[QUOTE=AskNott] Did you find your car keys? [/QUOTE] Careful, you might find a boobie trap. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/24 "2008-02-04T19:53:15Z")
> [@](#): > > How old is Pepper Mill? You can’t honestly expect me to answer that. I have to live and sleep with the lady. Old enough for it to be possible. Not sure if it’s plausible. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/25 "2008-02-04T20:13:52Z")
[QUOTE=Robot Arm] I’m just a sucker for aliteration, I guess; she was **Counselor Cleavage**. [/QUOTE] Damn you Robot Arm for stealing my post! I was in college when TNG was showing first-run episodes, and they happened to be broadcast on Fridays at 10pm, which was just as folks were getting ready to hit the bars. So my friends & I made up a drinking game to go along with the show, basically a variation on “Hi Bob!” Everybody picked a name out of a hat, and when that character appeared on screen, you took a sip. When the Enterprise or Ten-Foreward was shown, or Picard said “Engage” or “Make it so” or adjusted his shirt, everybody drank. But the crowning moment was always when Counselor Cleavage used her empathic abilities and said “I sense such pain!” (or something along those lines), everybody did a shot of tequila (or whatever we had) to numb the pain of Sirtis’ awful EEEEEE-MOHHTing. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/26 "2008-02-04T20:36:48Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] You can’t honestly expect me to answer that. I have to live and sleep with the lady. Old enough for it to be possible. Not sure if it’s plausible. [/QUOTE] Ooops, I had her confused with MilCal. ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/27 "2008-02-04T21:00:21Z")
My favorite was from first 2 episodes when the space jellyfish was hanging around waiting for its mate to be freed from the planet where its energy was harnessed to provide things like a living replicator. Deanna had some insight that was something along the lines of “I sense that something does not want us to transport to [somewhere].” Sorry, didn’t realize that was an emotion. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/28 "2008-02-04T22:07:42Z")
Luckily or unluckily for her, “something wants to play with my boobies” isn’t an emotion either. ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/29 "2008-02-04T22:08:36Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] I think she had a camel toe on at least one occasion. [/QUOTE] Would that be this? [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ibiyQFgCcYI](http://youtube.com/watch?v=ibiyQFgCcYI) I was too young to appreciate her charms when the series first aired, but I did read the novel Imzadi as a teenager and of course she served as the model for Troi. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2008, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/30 "2008-02-04T23:59:26Z")
[QUOTE=riker1384] Would that be this? [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ibiyQFgCcYI](http://youtube.com/watch?v=ibiyQFgCcYI) I was too young to appreciate her charms when the series first aired, but I did read the novel Imzadi as a teenager and of course she served as the model for Troi. [/QUOTE] TOO FUNNY to see your name as the last poster the first time I even see the thread. How was she in bed, anyway? Troi, schmoi. Everybody knows Dr. Crusher is where it’s at. PICARD: I seem to have developed a problem in my pants, Beverley. Medical in nature, of course. DR. CRUSHER: Shall I take care of it for you, captain? PICARD: Make it so! So hot. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/31 "2008-02-05T00:02:13Z")
[QUOTE=OpalCat] I never heard anyone refer to her that way. I mean sure, her non-uniform-leotard/catsuits were a source of amusement and discussion, but I never heard anyone give her a nickname. [/QUOTE] The funniest thing was how much _better_ she looked once she started wearing a standard uniform. Granted, it was a bit brighter blue than the other standard blue uniforms — I assume that the standard blue didn’t suit her — but she still looked better in it that in anything else she wore up to that point. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/32 "2008-02-05T03:25:44Z")
Wasn’t Troi originally supposed to have **3** breasts? ---
**Author:** ![Tabula\_Rasa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@Tabula\_Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabula_Rasa)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/33 "2008-02-05T03:36:38Z")
Yes, but they were never seen on screen at the same time. It’s like how the Olsen twins played one kid on Full House. Something about labor laws. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/34 "2008-02-05T12:33:25Z")
[QUOTE=alphaboi867] Wasn’t Troi originally supposed to have **3** breasts? [/QUOTE] No, because that would make her Eccentrica Gollumbits. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/35 "2008-02-05T13:17:20Z")
[QUOTE=brownie55] I was there once, for 20 min… No, I can’t finish it. [/QUOTE] Yeah, she told us. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/36 "2008-02-05T16:15:16Z")
My dream in three words: Menage A Trois. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/37 "2008-02-05T17:19:01Z")
[QUOTE=photopat] My dream in three words: Menage A Trois. [/QUOTE] [Episode 72?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9nage_%C3%A0_Troi) God help me that I remembered that ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/38 "2008-02-05T17:33:37Z")
Bad joke I wrote for a sci-fi newsletter in the long-long ago: Lost episode - Deanna and her mother get mistaken for an uncouth woman. Title: _Elaan of Troi? Us?_ ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/39 "2008-02-05T17:51:52Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] Luckily or unluckily for her, “something wants to play with my boobies” isn’t an emotion either. [/QUOTE] I remember a parody skit at a convention once. One of the running gags is that “Troi” would slap each male character in the face right after they met for the first time. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189/40 "2008-02-05T18:11:38Z")
[QUOTE=riker1384] Would that be this? [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ibiyQFgCcYI](http://youtube.com/watch?v=ibiyQFgCcYI) [/QUOTE] Whew, boy, THAT’S in my Favorites now! Sound not necessary! (Was there a plot or something? Looked like the way a porn film might start out, if I knew anything about porn, which I don’t.) [QUOTE=brownie55] I was there once, for 20 min… No, I can’t finish it. [/QUOTE] That’s good, because in 1960 she she would have been … um, not born yet? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marina-sirtis-the-booby-lady/436189.md?page=1)