# Mario grabs a pussy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mario-grabs-a-pussy/824230>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 9, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mario-grabs-a-pussy/824230 "2018-11-09T04:52:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mario-grabs-a-pussy/824230/1 "2018-11-09T04:52:33Z")

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A printer produces two runs of books back-to-back. Both books are the same size and have the same number of pages. One is a book about the creation of _Super Mario Brothers 3_. The other is a poetry collection titled _Grabbing Pussy_. [What could go wrong](https://soranews24.com/2018/11/08/super-mario-history-book-accidentally-ships-with-grabbing-pussy-poetry-collection-inside/)?

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**Author:** ![I.Dunno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@I.Dunno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I.Dunno)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mario-grabs-a-pussy/824230/2 "2018-11-09T15:41:13Z")

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Not to get off topic here, but I mistakenly assumed one of the books was a Trump memoir.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mario-grabs-a-pussy/824230/3 "2018-11-09T15:47:06Z")

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> [@I.Dunno](#):
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> Not to get off topic here, but I mistakenly assumed one of the books was a Trump memoir.

The quote from Stormy Daniels’ book, [comparing Trump’s unit to a Mario Kart character](https://www.buzz.ie/celebs/stormy-daniels-trump-mario-299861), ties the two books together!

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**Author:** ![I.Dunno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@I.Dunno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I.Dunno)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2018, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mario-grabs-a-pussy/824230/4 "2018-11-09T16:01:00Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> The quote from Stormy Daniels’ book, [comparing Trump’s unit to a Mario Kart character](https://www.buzz.ie/celebs/stormy-daniels-trump-mario-299861), ties the two books together!

Reminds me, I’m out of mushrooms.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2018, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mario-grabs-a-pussy/824230/5 "2018-11-09T17:01:46Z")

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Maybe [Mario Segale](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/02/obituaries/mario-segale-dies-super-mario.html) found out about this & that’s what killed him. :eek: