# Marital aids: Which one is the favorite? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 21, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842 "2002-11-21T01:13:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/21 "2002-11-21T07:56:53Z")
How d’ya think all those celebrities make it through all those acceptance speeches on Oscar night, and still manage to sound enthused when they applaud? ---
**Author:** ![Sofis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Sofis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofis)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/22 "2002-11-21T11:20:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Externally worn clitoral stimulator I parsed that as “eternally worn etc”. “I’ll have a double cheeseburger with **mmnh, oh God, yes** , and a large coke.” “You want fries with that?” I imagine you’d get sore after a while, though. ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/23 "2002-11-21T11:22:18Z")
Cocaine? ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/24 "2002-11-21T12:15:59Z")
Point. But just imagine the carnage one guy with a rewired garage door opener could wreak… ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/25 "2002-11-21T14:06:39Z")
Babysitter ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/26 "2002-11-21T14:24:21Z")
I like my egg best of my toys - however I want one of the remote-controlled wearable vibes. And I want to try the sybian. yow. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/27 "2002-11-21T16:27:03Z")
nice silk scarves. blind fold and handcuffs in one… and, dare i ask what a sybian is? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/28 "2002-11-21T16:44:50Z")
if you go to [sybian.com](http://sybian.com) you will see. It’s not really x-rated, but you might not want to visit it at work, or in front of the kids. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/29 "2002-11-21T17:13:35Z")
> [@](#): > > quote: Originally posted by Biggirl > nun-chuks and star blades. > Oh, marital aids! But nun-chuks ARE marital aids. You didn’t believe that line about rice-flails now did ya;-) Cheers, Keithy ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/30 "2002-11-21T17:19:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skeezix \* > \*\*But just imagine the carnage one guy with a rewired garage door opener could wreak… \*\* Speaking as an electronics geek who’s actually done the rewired-garage-door-opener thing, I’ve got to admit that my first thought was, “I’ve got to look into this. If I can pull it off, I should be able to trigger every remote-controlled vibrator in a several-mile radius…” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/31 "2002-11-21T19:14:03Z")
Somewhere in the FCC’s voluminous files, it’s _got_ to say what radio frequency they run on! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/32 "2002-11-21T20:38:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angel of the Lord \* > \*\* > > [sub]They _make_ remote controlled hidden vibrators??[/sub] :eek: \*\* Go to [www.goodvibes.com](http://www.goodvibes.com) and search for butterfly. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/33 "2002-11-21T21:23:44Z")
Best marital aid? Seperate vacations. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/34 "2002-11-21T22:01:15Z")
Rather surprised that no one has yet mentioned “restraints.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/35 "2002-11-21T22:15:38Z")
Well, retraints weren’t on his list. But I did refer to light bondage and _irishgirl_ did mention silk scarves and handcuffs. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/36 "2002-11-21T22:54:45Z")
I seen the Sybian featured in, er, various media; it makes this repeated knocking sound not unlike a desktop drumming sound. I guess if a lady could block this sound out, it would be okay. As a side note on the Sybian, many drummers or musicians will note the similarity between the name Sybian and the well-known cymbal manufacturer Sabian. ( [www.sabian.com](http://www.sabian.com) ) Plenty of nasty surprises were had, I’m sure…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/37 "2002-11-21T23:08:56Z")
Believe me when I tell you: The sound is the last thing you notice. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/38 "2002-11-22T00:24:28Z")
Did anyone else see the form main page when the was next in line after the Martial Art thread? I **swear to God** someone was asking about the Deadliest Marital Aid…:eek: That would be the wedding ring 😃 ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/39 "2002-11-22T00:35:15Z")
Not a problem for me, **Joe**. I prefer Zildjian. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2002, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/40 "2002-11-22T01:16:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vunderbob \* > \*\*Did anyone else see the form main page when the was next in line after the Martial Art thread? I **swear to God** someone was asking about the Deadliest Marital Aid…:eek: > > That would be the wedding ring 😃 \*\* It’d be nice if I’d learn to type… Make it “…see the forum main page when this was next in line…” :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842.md?page=3)