# Marital aids:  Which one is the favorite?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 21, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842 "2002-11-21T01:13:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/61 "2002-11-23T19:10:30Z")

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You know **Arden** , Mrs. Mercotan is regretting more and more the fact that she missed the opportunity to meet you at Eskimo Moe’s that summer! 😃

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**Author:** ![jujuju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@jujuju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujuju)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/62 "2002-11-23T19:35:32Z")

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i sorta like the egg (with cordless remote) for a particular reason. we were using it when i discovered i could squirt. in the car in the parking lot, i was bearing down a bit to push the egg down and then i, and the seat, and the floor in front of me, were all wet!

this is something that is highly enjoyable now, but scared the &%$# out of me at the time!

i definately want to try a swing! but my fav. is still out in public wearing something under my clothes, and hubby likes the car ride home 😉

being tied with stockings is great, they are stretchy and soft but don’t come loose.

did i hear anal plug? mmm, totally filled!

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**Author:** ![CasperQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@CasperQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CasperQ)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/63 "2002-11-23T22:09:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*You really don’t stand that much chance of discovery. But it’s a game of control. Your partner has control of when and how much and you have to try and maintain enough control not to suddenly scream out “OHGODYES!” in the middle of a conversation on where you bought your shoes. \*\*

Arden, if you and yours ever get up to TX let me know - we’ll let the kids play in the sandbox while I ask where you DID buy those shoes!! 😃

Somebody needs to send me the link where they’ve found this item (and can vouch for it’s effectiveness)! I do believe I’m sold…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marital-aids-which-one-is-the-favorite/137842/64 "2002-11-23T22:31:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Qadgop the Mercotan \*  
> \*\*You know **Arden** , Mrs. Mercotan is regretting more and more the fact that she missed the opportunity to meet you at Eskimo Moe’s that summer! 😃 \*\*

Heh. The conversation certainly would have been different!

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