# Mark Kirk Vs. Tammy Duckworth

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-kirk-vs-tammy-duckworth/769939>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [October 28, 2016, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-kirk-vs-tammy-duckworth/769939 "2016-10-28T15:24:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![BorgHunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@BorgHunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BorgHunter)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-kirk-vs-tammy-duckworth/769939/21 "2016-10-29T03:32:18Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Dibs on calling it Kirk’s “Macaca” moment.

Kirk was already losing, as it happens. This merely seals the deal. My recollection is that Allen was winning until he shoved his foot so far down his mouth he perforated a bowel with his Rockports.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-kirk-vs-tammy-duckworth/769939/22 "2016-10-29T05:07:30Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Trump: “If I were president at the time, Tammy Duckworth would still have legs. Great legs! I would be all over her like an expensive suit.”

Be careful with that Trump-channelling. It could be hazardous to your mental health, especially when you do it so well.

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