# Mark Wahlberg on 9/11 Plane: I Would Have Beat Terrorists, Landed It Safely

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**Created:** [January 18, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-wahlberg-on-9-11-plane-i-would-have-beat-terrorists-landed-it-safely/609939 "2012-01-18T21:19:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-wahlberg-on-9-11-plane-i-would-have-beat-terrorists-landed-it-safely/609939/141 "2012-01-28T01:34:29Z")

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Now, now, now; I can totally picture a scenario where Mark Wahlberg’s bresence on the plane would have foiled the hijackers – he pinches a stewardess’ ass, he mouths off when she objects, matters escalate into an altercation, he attacks one of those damn ay-rabs, the damn ay-rab and his buddies whip out their box cutters, security removes all involved…

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