# Mark Your Calendars:  NYC MegaDopefest III -- January 3-5, 2003

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 27, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715 "2002-08-27T02:13:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/141 "2002-09-15T00:24:02Z")

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::making a list, checking it twice::

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/142 "2002-09-15T02:34:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ace0Spades \*  
> \*\*I say, every Doper Chick who doesn’t get to wear the shirt, should wear a different article of white hot clothing.
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> For instance – The Skirt  
> \*\*

I already have an Official Dopefest Miniskirt[sup]TM[/sup], so I’m already there. I suggested to my fella The Skirt, with one of those low-cut jackets with a push-up bra, and a fedora. I believe his head may have stopped spinning around by now, but I’m not quite sure.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/143 "2002-09-15T02:48:19Z")

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Mine hasn’t 😉

When come back, bring pie.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/144 "2002-09-15T02:52:40Z")

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Jeesh. If I go, it’ll be a men’s wool overcoat and a red fedora for me. Under that, probably my usual black pants, white top. I guess I could open a few extra buttons for the sake of the dopefest, but heck, I’m starting to wonder if I’m ritzy enough for this crowd.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/145 "2002-09-15T02:59:10Z")

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I don’t think _ritzy_ is quite the right word…

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/146 "2002-09-15T03:03:00Z")

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Oh, and I almost forgot: pie is gooooooood.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/147 "2002-09-15T03:08:05Z")

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Yeah, I was thinking more along the lines of skanky…😉

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/148 "2002-09-15T03:33:38Z")

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Ok, now you’re talkin.  
I can’t make it to Vegas, but I will try to get to NYC.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/149 "2002-09-15T03:44:18Z")

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Nah. Y’all aren’t ho-ish enough to be skanky.

Is there something between “ritzy” and “skanky” that carries connotations of both?

I mean, hell, it’s NEW YORK CITY. Ain’t that s’posed to be all s’phisticated?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/150 "2002-09-15T04:56:04Z")

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Sexy does it for most of us, **racin** 🙂

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/151 "2002-09-15T06:27:36Z")

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Yeah, sexy just about does it. I got sexy oozing out of all my orifices.  
Myabe I shoukd wear my sexy outfit…

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/152 "2002-09-15T10:55:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \*  
> I think **Manhattan** really owns the shirt so I will defer to him.

Really? No offense, **manny** , but you’d look like crap in it. 😉

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> BTW, where are the pictures of The Shirt? I’m trying to find a nice cleavage shot for LJ

I took two that True Pisces used on her NYCFest page last year. Check your mail!

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> I believe his head may have stopped spinning around by now, but I’m not quite sure.

> [@](#):
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> Mine hasn’t

Yeah, sure. I finally get a perfect opportunity to use Fathom’s ‘exorcist’ smiley, and it’s on the _wrong board_. Sheesh. :smack:

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/153 "2002-09-15T12:07:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*Oh, and I almost forgot: pie is gooooooood. \*\*

Lordy Lou – \*_Geobabe_ in a miniskirt, low-cut jacket, push-up bra, fedora, and _bringing PIE!!!_

We have entered the realm of Dave’s most secret fantasy here…

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/154 "2002-09-15T12:08:45Z")

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I really am a coding idjit. That’s twice in one post.

Preview, dammit, preview!

And have some more coffee.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/155 "2002-09-15T12:10:53Z")

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**Just a note on what people wear** :

I know that there’s always a lot of talk about the crazy get-ups that some folks will be wearing to the big dopefests.

However, as unofficial chair of the unofficial New York Dopefest Disorganizing Committee, I just want to point out that the vast majority of the people that attend wear perfectly normal every-day outfits. The typical attendee will be wearing jeans or slacks with an ordinary shirt, blouse, sweater or sweatshirt.

That isn’t to say we don’t love the folks that show up in fedoras, mini-skirts, low-cut blouses, kilts, or cleavage-emphasizing leather cut-away shirts. And chatting up the outfits is part of the pre-dopefest fun. But don’t worry about feeling out of place if you show up in jeans and a sweatshirt.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/156 "2002-09-15T12:29:52Z")

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As long as it’s a _low-cut, cleavage-emphasizing leather cut-away_ sweatshirt.

No, seriously, **Billdo’s** correct. There is no Fest uniform, so don’t feel compelled to wear anything.

[sub]hmmmm…that didn’t come out right…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/157 "2002-09-15T13:52:00Z")

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Beside which, your typical DoperWimmin need not _try_ to look hot. She simply … is.

[sub]And don’t even get me started on the boys … mmmmmmmmm, boys.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/158 "2002-09-15T15:36:42Z")

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Oh, sure, **Billdo** , now you tell me!

Just what the hell am I supposed to do _now_, with this tear-away kilt?

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/159 "2002-09-15T20:53:02Z")

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I’ll be wearing a [tiara (scroll down)](http://metro.paip.net/matt/personal/dopefest/index.html). Is that OK? 😃

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/160 "2002-09-15T21:17:19Z")

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Well, wear pants, shoes and a shirt, too. A lot of restaurants in NYC adhere to at least a minimal dress code. Holdover from the Giuliani “quality of life” days, ya know. 😉

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