# Mark Your Calendars: NYC MegaDopefest III -- January 3-5, 2003 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715 "2002-08-27T02:13:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/161 "2002-09-15T21:26:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > I’ll be wearing a [tiara (scroll down)](http://metro.paip.net/matt/personal/dopefest/index.html). Is that OK? 😃 I’m sorry, **scott** , tiara’s were last year’s headgear. I’m afraid we’re going to have to require a fedora. 😉 And **Ace** , the tear-away kilt will be fine, though the tag on the front saying “pull here” would be a bit much. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/162 "2002-09-15T21:29:50Z")
I’m wearing my tiara, dammit! And I’m bringing double-amputee Wonder Woman doll too. So there! ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/163 "2002-09-15T22:22:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > I’m wearing my tiara, dammit! And I’m bringing double-amputee Wonder Woman doll too. OK, fine, as long as WW has DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS. ---
**Author:** ![MandaJo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/164 "2002-09-15T23:38:03Z")
OK guys, there might be some slight possibility that I and the husbnd might be able to get to New York: it’s occured to me that I have a Real Job now and that means that affording something like this isn’t automattically out of the question. And god knows I’d love to meet some of you. However, I know NOTHING about New York–I was raised all ove the South Eastand South West, but Iv’e never been north or east of DC, and don’t have much experience with cities in general. SO I have some questions: What airport do I need to fly into? Does one inevitably take cabs from airports? Would there be avalible floorspace for my husband and I? I am pretty sure that paying for a hotel would make the whole thing out of the question. Roughly, how much would I need to budget for food, transportation, bail, etc.? I understand that how much you drink makes a difference here, but a rough aproximation would help. HTere are stilll some other issues to be cleared up, but I **want** to go-I just hope i can find some way to make it work. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/165 "2002-09-16T01:07:18Z")
**Manda JO** , last year I think I spent $50 in NYC altogether. Friday through Sunday. But of course I crashed on **Pucette** ’s floor and had breakfast Saturday morning at **vix** ’s Brooklyn Babes Brunch, and Sunday of course at the infamous (and banned in 39 states and Cuba) **Billdo** ’s Kosher Sunday Bagel Brunch. Or whatever he’s calling it this year … last NYCMegafest it was Hangover Central until probably Tuesday after the fest;) ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/166 "2002-09-16T01:55:01Z")
This thread is getting seriously one sided. I for one would like to know what the SDMB men will be wearing to entice us members of the uh…fairer sex. Oh, and I don’t have a miniskirt but, I do own a pair of chaps, will that work? 😉 Honey ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/167 "2002-09-16T03:26:55Z")
Wow, we might get Manda JO and hubby. That would be really cool. We’d have someone to give good advice immediately as folks are about to do things that could be considered bad advice. (Of course, they probably won’t follow the advice, but life at DopeFests). I live here, so I probably wouldn’t be the best to provide budgeting advice. And at this point, my sofa/floor is getting fairly filled, so I can’t offer a place to stay. But I can give transportation-related suggestions. You can fly into any of the three New York airports, LaGuardia, Kennedy or Newark. I would not recommend any other airports. You can get into Manhattan from any of the airports by public transportation. From Newark, you can either take a bus that will get you into the Port Authority (or a couple of other Manhattan locations) or the Monorail to the New Jersey Transit train to Penn Station. Either will cost you about $12 round trip. From JFK or LGA, you can take a bus, that will take you to Grand Central (or a couple of other Manhattan locations), for about $12 round trip. From JFK, you can take the airport shuttle to the A train (the subway of song), which will be a long ride into Manhattan. From LGA you can take the M60 bus to 125th Street in Manhattan. Either of these will only cost you $1.50 each way. From any of the Manhattan locations, you can take the subway to just about anywhere you want to go for $1.50 (or you may want to get a $4.00 all day pass). If you used the City bus or subway, you can most likely transfer for free. The subway can be sort of a pain for newcomers to use, but it really isn’t too bad, and is part of the NYC experience. Whoever you’re staying with will almost certainly be using the subway to get around, so you’ll get used to it pretty quick. As for timing, I’d try to get in to NY on late afternoon Friday, if the timing works with work, etc. Otherwise, sometime Friday night should be fine. I’d recommend a late afternoon flight back Sunday (4:00ish or later), so you don’t have to rush to the airport. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/168 "2002-09-16T03:30:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Honey \* > **I for one would like to know what the SDMB men will be wearing to entice us members of the uh…fairer sex.** Well, I personally will be wearing one of my gangster suits for Saturday night. Three-piece pinstripes, plus fedora. Haven’t decided yet between the black with red stripes or the brown with tan stripes. That help? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/169 "2002-09-16T03:37:01Z")
**Honey** , it’ll be perfectly all right for you to wear your chaps. You weren’t thinking of wearing anything under those chaps, were you? ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/170 "2002-09-20T04:29:11Z")
I will be there. I’ll be there the whole week, actually. Any NY Dopers have floor space for the evenings between 12/29/02 and 1/3/02? I’ll keep myself occupied during the day, I’ll buy you dinner, I’ll try to snore quieter than normal… For the DopeFest itself, I’m planning on getting a hotel so that other out-of-towners can have the floor space they so desparately need. I can’t wait. Ain’t no party like a Chi-Town party but a NY party comes close. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/171 "2002-09-20T06:31:43Z")
Alright it looks like POSSIBLY I’ll be in. I am working now during the week until 6 on Fridays and I’m not going to be able to afford a train ticket in and partking plus tolls to and from Jersey City for Friday night, Saturday and Sunday. So if I can stay at some kind Doper’s abode I can make it Friday night, Staturday and Sunday. If I can not stay at some kind Doper’s adobe I will only be able to do Saturday or Sunday. So anyone want to put me up for the night, the floor is fine, but I’m alergic to cats. Also I have been known to snore and pass gass while sleeping. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/172 "2002-09-20T13:31:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MannyL \* > \*\*some kind Doper’s adobe \*\* Photoshop or Illustrator? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/173 "2002-09-20T19:47:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\* > > Photoshop or Illustrator? 😛 \*\* Acrobat 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/174 "2002-09-20T20:09:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MannyL \* > \*\* > > Acrobat 😃 \*\* Premiere. After Effects. FrameMaker. GoLive! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/175 "2002-10-26T15:30:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zappo \* > \*\*Oh, that’s sooo nice. Yizz are throwing a Dopefest for my birthday! [sub]What? Huh? Oh. . .never mind.[/sub] > > I wanna be there. . .so mark it down as a 99% chance of **Zappo** for that weekend. \*\* Well, it looks like a command appearance by Aaron, so put at least me and him down. Airman may not be able to make it, but we’ll see. Does anyone have floor space available? Aaron sleeps through the night, I promise 🙂 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/176 "2002-10-27T01:29:34Z")
Hm. Haven’t checked this thread in a while. Damn, this party is shaping up nicely! And I’m still going to be there, as long as that’s still not a problem with anyone. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Of\_Hearts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/9fc29f/32.png) [@Queen\_Of\_Hearts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Of_Hearts)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/177 "2002-10-27T03:58:59Z")
Naturally, Jerseydiamond and I will be there. I’ll do my best to get her back into her miniskirt for the weekend, but she’s feeling bashful these days. Fortunately, by that time I’ll be her husband, so she’ll have to listen to me. 😃 Oops, she’s standing behind me now. pardon me while I D&R!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/178 "2002-10-27T04:04:26Z")
WHOOPS! Don’t I feel like a horse’s patoot! That last post was from me, Jerseydiamond’s Fiancée, not Queen of Hearts, who is her cousin! She’s NOT an incestuous lesbian! I was showing a new poster the ropes on the board, so please forgive the error. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/179 "2002-10-27T18:31:30Z")
Sure, that’s what they all say: But I _like_ wearing feminine things, and it’ll only be on weekends, honey! 😃 You still don’t get to wear The Shirt, Joe. Hee. Just to recap the space that remains here; RTFirefly has taken one space; which leaves proper couches for one or two more dopers; floor space for 'bout 10 if people are friendly and don’t snore overmuch; and we do have a cat. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715/180 "2002-10-27T18:45:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ace0Spades \* > \*\*Sure, that’s what they all say: But I _like_ wearing feminine things, and it’ll only be on weekends, honey! 😃 > > You still don’t get to wear The Shirt, Joe. > > Hee. Just to recap the space that remains here; RTFirefly has taken one space; which leaves proper couches for one or two more dopers; floor space for 'bout 10 if people are friendly and don’t snore overmuch; and we do have a cat. \*\* Ace: I’ll be happy to take it. I have a sleeping bag, and Aaron will have his own accommodations. He sleeps through the night, so he won’t be a bother. And he’s used to animals, so the cat won’t be a problem. BTW, how’s the parking in yer neck of the woods? Robin [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mark-your-calendars-nyc-megadopefest-iii-january-3-5-2003/125715.md?page=10)