# Market for Vulva-scented "perfume"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/market-for-vulva-scented-perfume/523101>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 30, 2009, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/market-for-vulva-scented-perfume/523101 "2009-12-30T22:55:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/market-for-vulva-scented-perfume/523101/81 "2010-01-02T20:46:09Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> It has nothing to do with the price of tea in China. What gave you that idea comrade?

Well, how “vuvla” is pronounced likewise has nothing to do with how “vulva” is pronounced…

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/market-for-vulva-scented-perfume/523101/82 "2010-01-02T20:52:11Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Well, how “vuvla” is pronounced likewise has nothing to do with how “vulva” is pronounced…

How my brain reads it it’s pronounced the same. That’s what I was getting at.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/market-for-vulva-scented-perfume/523101/83 "2010-01-03T00:16:18Z")

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Ok people, we’re going to need to get some empirical data here. Send one pair of lightly used panties to…

What?

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/market-for-vulva-scented-perfume/523101/84 "2010-01-03T00:39:23Z")

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> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> Yes, but a prison doctor who has performed a lot of gynecology exams is the best we’ve got.

Ohhhh _Shiiiiiit!_😃

**QtM** (my fellow Q-Bro), you know I think the world of you, but _that_ one hit me “just right”! (or maybe the increased meds are starting to “kick in”).

I don’t know if I have ever interacted with **TSS** , but I _hope_ this is taken as a joke by you, I surely do. 🙂

On to other things: Someone mentioned that “pheromone stuff”.

Anyone ever tried it, and how did it work for ya’? 😉

I’m re-married, and I wouldn’t ever use it to cheat on my sweet wife, but I’ve just always been curious - not being much in the “looks department” - and have wanted to go to the supermarket with her, excuse myself and go to the men’s and pour some of that stuff on my head and give it a good rub-in, and see what happens.

Sorry, ladies. Don’t mean to offend, but when you’re me, you tend to “think up” goofy shit like that! 🙂

Thanks

Q

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