# Marley, can you reopen Magellan's thread about reopening Shodan's thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [September 13, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176 "2011-09-13T17:43:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/1 "2011-09-13T17:43:10Z")
c’mon. _Somebody_ was gonna do it, It might as well be me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/2 "2011-09-13T18:07:27Z")
_golf clap_ ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/3 "2011-09-13T18:10:55Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > c’mon. _Somebody_ was gonna do it, It might as well be me. > > 😃 I call dibs on starting the thread asking **Marley23** to re-open this thread asking **Marley23** to re-open **magellan01** ’s thread asking **Marley23** to re-open **Shodan** ’s thread. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/4 "2011-09-13T18:41:52Z")
My head hurts. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/5 "2011-09-13T18:52:31Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > My head hurts. > > Regards, > Shodan Queries as to medical advice go in IMHO. Would you like me to move this thread for you? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/6 "2011-09-13T18:55:50Z")
Marley, could you please close this thread, open Magellan’s thread, and purge Shodan’s thread. And get me a salami and onion pizza. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/7 "2011-09-13T18:59:09Z")
… and a breath mint. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/8 "2011-09-13T19:03:11Z")
So _this_ is why the other mods recommend Scotch. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/9 "2011-09-13T19:09:18Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > So _this_ is why the other mods recommend Scotch. Actually, for _this_ forum we recommended Thunderbird. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/10 "2011-09-13T19:18:56Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > So _this_ is why the other mods recommend Scotch. Guys, don’t get **Marley** upset. He’ll start pushing buttons again. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/11 "2011-09-13T19:53:03Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Queries as to medical advice go in IMHO. > Would you like me to move this thread for you? I thought **Marley23-Skiddoo** happened because he was drunk. Maybe Cafe Society? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/12 "2011-09-13T21:23:21Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Actually, for _this_ forum we recommended Thunderbird. Win. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/13 "2011-09-13T21:24:38Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I thought **Marley23-Skiddoo** happened because he was drunk. Or not drunk enough. We’re still investigating. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/14 "2011-09-13T21:34:06Z")
If the thunderbird really kicks in and you decide to ban everyone (mods included) who posted to this thread, try and remember that I only posted here to remind you not to ban me… -XT ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/15 "2011-09-13T22:44:30Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > So _this_ is why the other mods recommend Scotch. Yes, that brand of tape can prove to be very useful when liberally applied to the oral regions. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/16 "2011-09-13T23:24:37Z")
I hope you leave this open a few years, then when Enderw24 zombifies it then you lock it ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/17 "2011-09-13T23:27:22Z")
Someone is cruisin’ for a smacked bottom… -XT ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/18 "2011-09-13T23:36:10Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Actually, for _this_ forum we recommended Thunderbird. In a bong. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2011, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/19 "2011-09-13T23:37:19Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > My head hurts. > > Regards, > Shodan > [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Marley, could you please close this thread, open Magellan’s thread, and purge Shodan’s thread. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Queries as to medical advice go in IMHO. > Would you like me to move this thread for you? Opening Shodan’s Head? ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176/20 "2011-09-14T00:55:17Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Opening Shodan’s Head? That sounds Game Room-ish to me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marley-can-you-reopen-magellans-thread-about-reopening-shodans-thread/596176.md?page=2)