# Married Man, married man- drives around... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 22, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244 "2000-08-22T01:00:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/1 "2000-08-22T01:00:27Z")
…in a Mini-van. A friend of mine in NC has a radio show that plays in the morning with the adventures of “married man” and his arch nemesis “divorced guy”. Part of it is a little song about married man driving around in a mini-van. Anyone have a link to this show or sound bites from it? I’d love to have that song as a wav file. My husband and I sing it all the time to the guys in mini-vans while we’re out cruising on the Harley. Zette ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/2 "2000-08-22T01:01:45Z")
Can the mods please put this in MPSIMS? (Unless someone wants to give crass replys to my nice question) Zette Boy it sure is embarassing posting to the wrong forum. Almost as bad as overflowing the toilet at work on your second day. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/3 "2000-08-22T01:46:33Z")
Fucking married men! GOD dammit! Oh, wait… ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/4 "2000-08-22T03:20:25Z")
The show is called [John Boy & Billy’s Big Show](http://www.thebigshow.com). You can listen to it on the net, but I have not found any sound bites of married man yet. The show is mainly redneck humor. The dumb crook news is my favorite segment. ---
**Author:** ![ascrivey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@ascrivey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ascrivey)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/5 "2000-08-22T03:22:37Z")
The show that does Married Man is The John Boy and Billy Big Show and their address is [http://www.thebigshow.com](http://www.thebigshow.com) however, I don’t think there is anyting on there about Married man, his sidekick, College buddy, or Divorced Guy, their arch enemy. Married man Married man Drives around in a mini van “something something” listen kids his whole life is on the skids hey there… it’s about time he grew up wherever there’s a screw up you’ll find the married man Has a big gas grill buys his clothes at the gap and he’s just about had enough of this crap! Married Man Married Man friendly neighborhood Married man “something something” listen kids his whole life is on the skids hey there… it’s about time he grew up wherever there’s a screw up you’ll find the married man That’s about all I remember of the song…sang to the tune of Spider man. Good luck. There are a lot of John boy and billy fans out there (they are the #1 or #2 syndicated morning show out there) so if you do a search on them or Married man, maybe you can find it. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/6 "2000-08-22T03:26:11Z")
Here is what I remember of the theme song (to the tune of Spiderman) Married man, married man drives around in a mini van got a wife, and some kids his whole life, is in the skids hey there, the goes the married man hanging on, by a thread quart of milk, loaf of bread look out, the goes the married man - more song I can’t remember here - got a big gas grill, buys his clothes at the Gap and he’s just about had enough, of her crap she says, it’s about time he grew up wherever there’s a screw up you’ll find a married man! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/7 "2000-08-22T05:31:25Z")
There’s also Drinking Buddy! And when his wife calls him on the cell phone (always when he’s in the middle of superhero stuff) she sounds like Charlie Brown’s mom! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/8 "2000-08-22T13:11:06Z")
That’s exactly what I was looking for! I couldn’t remember the redneck’s names so I couldn’t search it. Thanks! Zette ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/9 "2000-08-22T13:36:55Z")
This is deserving of its own thread, but since we’ve already got a thread that’s assisting in hunting up other than mainstream music, I’ll post here. WZZR in Ft. Lauderdale plays some really bizarre stuff every Saturday. (They are a talk radio format 6 days a weekn and go somewhat off the deep end on Saturdays by playing nothing but humorous tracks.) Anyway, there’s a song entitled, “By My CD” that is absolutely hilarious. Has anyone else heard this song? In particular can anyone tell me where to get a wav, mp3 or other electronic form of the song? Thanks for the thread, **Zette**. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/married-man-married-man-drives-around/30244/10 "2000-08-22T13:52:32Z")
[http://www.premrad.com/](http://www.premrad.com/) This is where I get some of my bits. Click on “Entertainment”, then “parody songs” or “parody commercials” Very funny stuff. My favorite is “Bad Actor Theatre”