# Marry a Millionaire babe's different tune **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 26, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500 "2000-02-26T14:12:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/61 "2000-03-02T13:25:00Z")
John John in the service? Stop it. You’re killing me. The only thing that this putz ever serviced was a guy named Bubba in the cell next to him. I get a kick out of seeing this imbicile scurry for cover whenever Tyler turns on the kitchen light. * * * Voted as the poster you’d most like to meet. I demand a recount. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/62 "2000-03-03T06:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I get a kick out of seeing this imbicile scurry for cover whenever Tyler turns on the kitchen light. This particular cockroach has been crapping all over my message boards for several **years** now… Ignoring him doesn’t work - we’ve tried. In fact, we even went into “undercover” mode and had some serious discussions amongst ourselves via mass e-mail about this plague on our SD house. Coventry just won’t do it - he’s like an insidious gangrene, spreading his fetid slime over everything Dope-ish. He’s infected _ALL_ the SD boards, btw: the original AOL board, SDMB2 (also on AOL), this board, AFCA and MFSD (both Usenet newsgroups), AND Opal’s TM page. He’s had his account termed a few times, but like a theif to the scene of his crime, he keeps returning for more. You have to wonder why someone who is SO universally hated and is SO regularly beset upon for his assholey ways keeps coming back, but I believe it’s part of his personal psychosis - he obviously _likes_ having his nuts kicked around the block. So… I gladly oblige! I do believe some of you folks are beginning to understand why I (and a few other AOL-types) vilify him SO doggedly. Like I said, coventry doesn’t work on this particular troll, but if any of you would like to use him for target practice, be my guest. He’s earned it MANNY times over. * * * [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/63 "2000-03-03T01:27:00Z")
UGH! UntiddyBowlTyler and her beau WallyWitless are a pair. I would ask you decent folks that conform to standards of intelligence, humor, propriety, good taste, and morality,[TomH this does NOT apply to you], to try and ignore the ravings of these two rather disturbed individuals. They lend NOTHING to any discussion and only drag people down to their base level. Separately you evoke piety, together you are pathetic. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/64 "2000-03-03T01:31:00Z")
Saw Darva Conger and her TV husband’s pic on the cover of a magazine tonight as I passed the newsstand and she looked quite happy. She was in her wedding dress and looked quite into it. That didn’t look like the person she now describes herself to be. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/65 "2000-03-03T02:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > They lend NOTHING to any discussion and only drag people down to their base level. Cyberian, you stupid moronic little troll. Your Hillary thread is only the latest example of your terminal incoherence. Every time you post you give further evidence that you haven’t got the brains of an ice cube. The dictionaries should show your picture next to the word “troll.” In fact, your picture should also be next to “liar, idiot and asshole” as well. You’re still bitter because they hung up on you when you called the Suicide Hotline. That was a hint, schmuck. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/66 "2000-03-03T02:37:00Z")
me > [@](#): > > ## quote: > > They lend NOTHING to any discussion and only drag people down to their base level. As I said. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/67 "2000-03-03T04:39:00Z")
Well, Cyb; at least Tyler & Wally are both different persons as well as different posters. All that can be said of you is (and this is the most generous description) you’re the same person when you post under more than one user id. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/68 "2000-03-03T05:24:00Z")
Has anyone else heard what Jay Thomas (host of the fiasco) said to the media? He said he was talking with Darva before the show and said that she **wanted** to win. He also said that he told Rick “Rough 'em Up” Rockwell not to pick Darva because it would be a bad idea. Although he didn’t say why. Hmmmm. Yeah, she wanted to win–as soon as got a good look at him. * * * Mt. Dew habit kicked since 2/21/00! ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/69 "2000-03-03T12:31:00Z")
Dew > [@](#): > > Yeah, she wanted to win–as soon as got a good look at him. I had not heard that but it is just another example of her baloney. She is not exactly a dreamboat either. She’s OK, but not terrific. Is he THAT bad looking? Wouldn’t a few million make him appear much more handsome? * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/70 "2000-03-03T12:37:00Z")
Monty > [@](#): > > Well, Cyb; at least Tyler & Wally are both different persons as well as different posters. Yes, they are different indeed. I’ll grant you that. I do not post under any other user ID/ SN, etc. You can check with the administrators and they’ll tell you, there are blocks against that sort of thing. Monty, what do you think of Darva? * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/71 "2000-03-04T06:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I do not post under any other user ID/ SN, etc. ## Crock. [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/72 "2000-03-04T06:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I do not post under any other user ID/ SN, etc. You can check with the administrators and they’ll tell you, there are blocks against that sort of thing Cyberian, you’ve got more identities than Sybil, and put together they don’t have the I.Q. of a salami sandwich. Notice I said identities, not personalities, fuckface. You have no personality. You’re about as popular as a turd in a punch bowl. Take comfort in the fact that you will never be bitten by a snake. Professional courtesy. Time to invent another sock puppet, dickhead. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/73 "2000-03-04T00:21:00Z")
TerribleTyler > [@](#): > > Crock. Close. Take out the R. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/74 "2000-03-04T00:28:00Z")
I think it’s kind of nice the way SadStoryTyler and WallyWacko had met online and grown, like a culture. Did you guys meet in a petri dish? * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/75 "2000-03-04T01:26:00Z")
😛 ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/76 "2000-03-04T02:16:00Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/77 "2000-03-04T04:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by John John: > **She is not exactly a dreamboat either. She’s OK, but not terrific. Is he THAT bad looking? Wouldn’t a few million make him appear much more handsome?** I can’t believe Darva is only 34 years old. She looks like she’s spent a few too many sessions in the tanning bed. I could make a nice belt out of her. Not even a million bucks and a paper bag for his head would make me see past that shit-eating, goofy-ass grin on his face. He just looks skeezy. All in all, they make a cute couple. It’s a shame it didn’t work out. * * * Mt. Dew habit kicked since 2/21/00! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/78 "2000-03-04T05:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by John John: > I do not post under any other user ID/ SN, etc. You can check with the administrators and they’ll tell you, there are blocks against that sort of thing. No, there are RULES against that sort of thing. There is no automatic system that determines that you are a separate entity. * * * – From an actual catalog" “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion” _the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable_ O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![John\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@John\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_John)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/79 "2000-03-04T13:24:00Z")
dew > [@](#): > > Not even a million bucks and a paper bag for his head would make me see past that shit-eating, goofy-ass grin on his face. He just looks skeezy I had the same impression when he smiled. It looked geek-like. Too funny. * * * Pas grande chose. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500/80 "2000-03-04T17:04:00Z")
Cyberian, you’re too fucking stupid to have impressions. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marry-a-millionaire-babes-different-tune/4500.md?page=5)