# Mars Get's An Anal Probe

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mars-gets-an-anal-probe/201129>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 12, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mars-gets-an-anal-probe/201129 "2003-09-12T04:02:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mars-gets-an-anal-probe/201129/1 "2003-09-12T04:02:32Z")

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Apparently, the folks who’ve been abducted by aliens have convinced NASA to avenge them, and their first target is: Mars!

[Plans for NASA’s Next Decade of Red Planet Probing](http://www.space.com/businesstechnology/technology/mars_future_030910.html)😃