# Marshmallow, you sexist pig **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 29, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649 "2009-07-29T07:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/61 "2009-07-31T06:18:47Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > What the hell is wrong with that? Are you kidding? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/62 "2009-07-31T06:22:59Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > Are you kidding? No, I’m not fucking kidding. Answer the goddamned question. ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/63 "2009-07-31T06:31:52Z")
“Look, you’ve got a teenage girl. Her body is a nuclear cocktail of hormones that’s primed to go off at any moment.” Are you talking about males or females whose bodies are “…primed to ‘go off’ at any moment.” Are you really that ignorant about the differneces between males and females? Whose bodies are “…primed…” to “…go off…” at any moment? Are you mad? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/64 "2009-07-31T06:33:48Z")
Still no idea what you’re objecting to. ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/65 "2009-07-31T06:35:43Z")
Plausible deniability. Ignorance. Being a tool. Pick one. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/66 "2009-07-31T06:38:06Z")
You’re a fucking pinhead. ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/67 "2009-07-31T07:00:43Z")
#66 Today, 11:38 PM Miller Charter Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Bear Flag Republic Posts: 24,779 "You’re a fucking pinhead " Eeeee… Gosh. Miller. If you have testicles…I guess you’re right… Tra la… Off to get back into my place… Grab your own dick and feel satisfied… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/68 "2009-07-31T07:02:03Z")
I stand corrected. You’re a sexist pinhead. ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/69 "2009-07-31T07:05:13Z")
#68 Today, 12:02 AM Miller Charter Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Bear Flag Republic Posts: 24,780 I stand corrected. You’re a sexist pinhead. SeZ you. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/70 "2009-07-31T07:07:12Z")
Also, you appear to be five years old. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/71 "2009-07-31T07:10:25Z")
Everybody knows that teenage girls don’t get horny. The species has been propagated down through the millenia because women of child bearing age are really rather indifferent to sex. ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/72 "2009-07-31T07:25:20Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Everybody knows that teenage girls don’t get horny. > The species has been propagated down through the millenia because women of child bearing age are really rather indifferent to sex. Now, PLEASE, don’t YOU be a “Pinhead.” Women have never been “indifferent to sex” However, what they **most** been subject to ( **especially** as young, nubile, teenage girls - is the WORDS males say: “I love you.” “We’re soul-mates.” “I’ll love you forever.” “We’ll build our lives around your education and mine.”. … Did I say “young” - or “teenage” girls! Gah! Even full-grown women believe this bullshit. So…have at it guys. Tell us all how you NEVER, ever say these things to get sex. You are Sincere. Honest. Stand up guys who are being unfairly maligned. Tch Tch Tch Christ. There are many books written by males admitting this behavior. Ahhhh… Your lucky daughters… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/73 "2009-07-31T07:27:24Z")
Hey, lady, you want to work out your baggage with your last boyfriend, get a LiveJournal. This thread isn’t the place for it. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/74 "2009-07-31T07:30:13Z")
**lurking guest** , I am sorry if I’ve offended you. You’re obviously a deep, soulful woman with quality ideas to share, and I really would like to hear more about them. Would you care to come back to my place to see my etchings? ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/75 "2009-07-31T07:37:43Z")
#73 Today, 12:27 AM Miller Charter Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Bear Flag Republic Posts: 24,783 Hey, lady, you want to work out your baggage with your last boyfriend, get a LiveJournal. This thread isn’t the place for it. Ha! You wish it had something to do with MY relationships with males. Come 'er…look, look Here’s some pornography… Here’s someone who looks better than your wife…and…it looks like she so ‘shiny’ and ‘sparkly’ and ‘adventurous’ and (maybe) younger…(0h, no, no, DON’t say that) than your wife…or girlfriend…or partner… Pfftt… Miller… You’re still kidding? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/76 "2009-07-31T07:39:03Z")
I like porn. My wife does too. ---
**Author:** ![Other\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Other\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Other_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/77 "2009-07-31T07:44:17Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > Now, PLEASE, don’t YOU be a “Pinhead.” > > Women have never been “indifferent to sex” > > However, what they **most** been subject to ( **especially** as young, nubile, teenage girls - is the WORDS males say: “I love you.” “We’re soul-mates.” “I’ll love you forever.” “We’ll build our lives around your education and mine.”. … > > Did I say “young” - or “teenage” girls! > > Gah! > > Even full-grown women believe this bullshit. > > So…have at it guys. > > Tell us all how you NEVER, ever say these things to get sex. > > You are Sincere. > Honest. > Stand up guys who are being unfairly maligned. > > Tch Tch Tch > > Christ. > > **There are many books written by males admitting this behavior.** > > Ahhhh… > > Your lucky daughters… Random males admitting to this behavior in no way confirms your assumption. Some men _do_, do that. This is true. Plenty of men don’t. Moreover, in the media and elsewhere it is often joked that males use lines to get into bed with women. That doesn’t make it true at all - they are merely entertaining a generalisation. I’m not interested in sex personally, but since I am also gay you will likely overlook any claim I make as to being unfairly maligned. I would appreciate some clarification, Lurking Guest. What message are you trying to convey by bringing up your opinions on the matter? I don’t say that with any malice at all. ~S.P.I.~ ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/78 "2009-07-31T07:44:49Z")
Originally Posted by lurking guest You wish it had something to do with MY relationships with males. Dammit! FinnAggain. Your mind is so attuned. You just GOT all us women. Keep smilin’. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/79 "2009-07-31T07:44:56Z")
Someone should go back to lurking. When you’re making **Der Trihs** look like the voice of calm reason, the writing’s on the wall. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/80 "2009-07-31T07:48:23Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > Ha! You wish it had something to do with MY relationships with males. You’re right, you clearly have a very healthy attitude towards men. No issues there at all. > [@](#): > > Come 'er…look, look > > Here’s some pornography… > > Here’s someone who looks better than your wife…and…it looks like she so ‘shiny’ and ‘sparkly’ and ‘adventurous’ and (maybe) younger…(0h, no, no, DON’t say that) than your wife…or girlfriend..or partner… Shiny and sparkly? Is this _Twilight_ porn you’re offering me? Sorry, I think I’ll have to pass. > [@](#): > > Pfftt.. > Miller… > > You’re still kidding? No, I think you’re genuinely damaged goods. No joke at all, here: get some counseling. You’re fucked up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649.md?page=5)