# Marshmallow, you sexist pig **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 29, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649 "2009-07-29T07:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/81 "2009-07-31T07:53:49Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > You just GOT all us women. I knew that, sooner or later, I’d meet someone who was all women. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Would you care to come back to my place and see my etchings? And for those reading along ,my post above consisted of a 😃 smiley in response to her claim about how Miller “wished” she was talking about her own experience. Then I thought better, edited it, and talked about how I like porn. Speaking of which, did y’all know that there’s a site called youporn .com that, like youtube, has lots of videos? Of decent length and quality? That buffer very fast and which you can skip around quickly? Er, I didn’t know that either. Never heard of it, myself. ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/82 "2009-07-31T08:14:21Z")
"Er, I didn’t know that either. Never heard of it, myself. " Jeez…it is soooo simple. Pornography. The females therein. _Some_\*\*\*\* fahter’s daugher. Christ! Don’t you guys get it? It’s not YOUR daughter, so it’s okay? Not YOUR wife. Not YOUR daughter. So, it’s okay. Tell me how deep you are. You DO recognize that it IS some (unknown to you) one’s daughter? So go ahead and feel good about anonimity. That sorta puts a “qualifying” fence around it all. Whoo Hoo! Who cares about the bitch! Right? What troglodites. There are so many things about the “Dope” that are excellent. … ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/83 "2009-07-31T08:33:17Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > Pornography. Yeah pretty awesome, I agree. > [@lurking\_guest](#): > > The females therein. I like where you’re going with this. > [@lurking\_guest](#): > > _Some_\*\*\*\* fahter’s daugher. As long as they’re not forced into it, it’s their choice aint it? You do know that women are able to enter into contracts on their own these days, even without their father’s permission? > [@lurking\_guest](#): > > It’s not YOUR daughter, so it’s okay? If I had a daughter, I also wouldn’t like her to work at McDonalds as a career. That doesn’t mean that there’s something wrong with it. Adult women get to make their own choices. > [@lurking\_guest](#): > > Tell me how deep you are. I love it when you talk dirty. ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/84 "2009-07-31T08:49:00Z")
“I love it when you talk dirty.” snk snk… whoo hooo Homer Simpson…et al Hope your little girl in her crib tonight looks oh so very different than the vixen on the screen. Well, let’s come back to what Der Tis said earlier tonight…if only females weren’t so screwed up about sex…they would all be amenable. Your daughters included. Welcome to reality. (Or at least his version thereof.) ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/85 "2009-07-31T08:56:05Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > Hope your little girl in her crib tonight looks oh so very different than the vixen on the screen. I love it when you talk crazy to me. ---
**Author:** ![Other\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Other\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Other_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/86 "2009-07-31T08:57:10Z")
Let’s say you’re right, Lurking Guest. Just for a second so that I can ask this question… Why are only the _fathers_ responsible? Do not mothers play a role in the development of a lady’s sensibilities? ~S.P.I.~ ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/87 "2009-07-31T09:05:32Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > … if it didn’t come from someone who thinks it’s art to dress up as a wizard and show his wang to people. Is DocC really Daniel Radcliffe?!? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/88 "2009-07-31T09:14:00Z")
Man, a thread in which I am siding with both Der Trihs AND FinnAgain! Um, LG, you do seem to have more than a few issues, and your posting style looks like bad free verse. ---
**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/89 "2009-07-31T09:16:45Z")
Let’s say you’re right, Lurking Guest. Just for a second so that I can ask this question… “Why are only the fathers responsible? Do not mothers play a role in the development of a lady’s sensibilities?” ~S.P.I.~ Yes. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/90 "2009-07-31T09:17:21Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > Pornography. > > The females therein. > > _Some_\*\*\*\* fahter’s daugher. > > Christ! > > Don’t you guys get it? > > It’s not YOUR daughter, so it’s okay? > > Not YOUR wife. > Not YOUR daughter. > > So, it’s okay. > > Tell me how deep you are. > > You DO recognize that it IS some (unknown to you) one’s daughter? Nah. Everyone knows that porn girls are grown in pods. ---
**Author:** ![Other\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Other\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Other_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/91 "2009-07-31T09:19:55Z")
If anyone needs me I shall be in an equally useless thread, talking to no one in particular. Oy vey! ~S.P.I.~ ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/92 "2009-07-31T09:20:52Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Nah. Everyone knows that porn girls are grown in pods. Actually, they’re bred on special porn farms. That’s why so many have some sort of tattoo. Those are actually brands. Oh yeah, and the farms are owned by the Bohemian Grove, the Trilateral Commission, the Elders of Zion, and the Gnomes of Zurich (“Don’t forget your hat!”) ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/93 "2009-07-31T10:40:24Z")
Personally when I was a teenager after looking at porn I’d find the nearest girl and try the old “you have such an ancient soul” line on her. If that didn’t work to get down her pants well then I’d just have to rape her. I can hardly be blamed for it, being a troglodite male and all it’s hardwired into my nature. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/94 "2009-07-31T10:50:36Z")
> [@Dissonance](#): > > Personally when I was a teenager after looking at porn I’d find the nearest girl and try the old “you have such an ancient soul” line on her. If that didn’t work to get down her pants well then I’d just have to rape her. I can hardly be blamed for it, being a troglodite male and all it’s hardwired into my nature. _yawn_ Which of us guys here hasn’t? ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/95 "2009-07-31T14:06:21Z")
> [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](#): > > Seems like the SDMB has this conversation every summer. I think the theory is the kids are out of school and have time on their hands. > I’m not sure I agree, but I don’t really have another theory. Well… looks like there’s at least one more kid out of school with time on his/her hands, judging by the recent scintillating “discussion” here. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/96 "2009-07-31T14:25:08Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > \ Gnomes of Zurich \ (“Don’t forget your hat!”) Band name! ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/97 "2009-07-31T16:10:28Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > Do you think women are stupid?! > > If THEIR DADS had ever told them that their teenage boyfriends would say things like: I love you. I’ll be with FOREVER. We’ll have children together. > > And had then said to them: " **Don’t ever believe this bullshite…Teenage boys are just horndogs looking to get into anyone’s pants. And will say and/or promise anything to get to intercourse with you.** That there would be so many young females falling for this bullshit? I don’t, but you apparently do. You seem to think women are nothing more than objects of male lust, incapable of making their own decisions or forming reasonable evaluations of the people around them. At the same time, you seem to think that men are nothing more than possessed demons, incapable of making their own decisions or speaking honestly to the people around them. You have a strange, cartoonish notion of how humans interact. Don’t you think that teenage girls are every bit as capable of making decisions as are teenage boys? As for it being okay because it’s not my daughter–well, uh, **yeah**. How I interact with my wife and how I interact with my daughter are very different, too, and it’s okay because **my wife** isn’t my daughter. Similarly, it’s okay with my wife to interact with me the way she does because I’m not her son. When my daughter is old enough to have a romantic/sexual relationship, I very much hope she’ll be wise and strong and safe about it, and I’ll try to prepare her as much as I can. Freaking out about the fact that she’ll grow up isn’t really on my agenda. Edit: also, does it occur to you that some of the men you’re throwing your standard pseudofeminist insults at might not be into women at all? I mean, not that the insults are anything but idiotic and offensive when directed at straight men, but still. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/98 "2009-07-31T16:17:55Z")
> [@Lightray](#): > > Well… looks like there’s at least one more kid out of school with time on his/her hands, judging by the recent scintillating “discussion” here. :rolleyes: Would it be too much to ask for **lurking guest** and **ivn1188** (from [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=526059&page=6)) to duke it out in a pit thread? Or, more realistically, fall in love and run away together? Assuming they’re not the same person. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/99 "2009-07-31T16:29:23Z")
All I want to say is I am not just my father’s daughter! I am my own me, with my own thoughts. And FTR, my father did tell me about scummy males. He also told me - two years after I started having sex, so it was moot - about using condoms. And my father was one of the strictest, most backwards men out there, and he still managed to sputter it out. I assume fathers who understand their girls are growing up manage to say a little more to their daughters. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649/100 "2009-07-31T17:02:01Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > And FTR, my father did tell me about scummy males. FWIW, although I know you’re not supporting your father’s backwards ideas, the idea that all teenage boys are scum is just as obnoxiously sexist, offensive, and incorrect as the idea that teenage girls are gullible blushing maidens interested only in finding a soulmate. Both teenage girls and teenage boys are able to think for themselves, and both groups comprise distinct individuals. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marshmallow-you-sexist-pig/504649.md?page=6)