# Marsupialization!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marsupialization/412303
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 18, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marsupialization/412303 "2007-07-18T20:37:43Z")
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### Author: ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marsupialization/412303/1 "2007-07-18T20:37:43Z")

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In the realm of the mundane and pointless, there are few things more M&P than this: I just learned that there is a medical procedure called “marsupialization.” The mental image this begets is plenty arresting, when we consider the equipment your average kangaroo has: for the female, two vaginas, and a nipple-equipped abdominal pouch for the handy transport of the young; and for the male, a two-pronged (but single-purpose) penis.

But alas… in the medical sense, “marsupialization” simply means the surgical evacution of an unremovable cyst. Something of a letdown, that.

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### Author: ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [July 18, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/marsupialization/412303/2 "2007-07-18T20:43:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Sal Ammoniac]  
…and for the male, a two-pronged (but single-purpose) penis.  
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Maybe two heads aren’t better than one?
