# Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 28, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751 "2003-04-28T19:25:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![TheRealJohnPeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TheRealJohnPeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheRealJohnPeat)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/1 "2003-04-28T19:25:15Z")

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Sorry if this has been asked before - but my other-half wants to know the significance of these as alternate ways of taking your “$5 Milkshake” in the eyes of ‘Buddy Holly’ (not much of a waiter apparently)…

Martin and Lewis will be Dean and Jerry I assume?

Amos and Andy is lost on us UK folks tho (or at least me) and therefore we’re stuck…

Any Milkshake experts out there? 🙂

TTFN

JP

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/2 "2003-04-28T19:27:57Z")

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Martin & Lewis = 2 scoops of vanilla  
[Amos & Andy](http://www.amosandy.com/) = 2 scoops of chocolate

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/3 "2003-04-28T19:27:58Z")

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Martin and Lewis were white.  
Amos and Andy were black.  
ie do you want a vanilla or chocolate shake?

Interestingly, Amos and Andy got its start on radio and all the parts were voiced by white actors.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/4 "2003-04-28T19:32:55Z")

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“Amos and Andy” was a popular comedy series in the U.S., first on radio, and later on television. It revolved around the comical antics and misadventures of a group of African-American friends, including Amos, Andy, and the Kingfish.

During the 1940s, when the show was on radio, the voices were all supplied by white comedians, who put on exaggerated “black” accents. When the show was adapted for television, however, all parts were played by actual black actors. Still, the racial stereotypes persisted.

I’m 42, and most Americans my age or younger have never seen or heard the show. That’s because the portrayals of black Americans were widely regarded as crude, insulting and racist. Most modern television stations don’t want to risk offending black viewers, so they don’t broadcast old episodes of the series. Any TV station that tried to broadcast re-runs of “Amos and Andy” would probably be picketed by Jesse Jackson!

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/5 "2003-04-28T19:50:24Z")

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Burns & Allen = vanilla with nuts.

Jayne Mansfield = two large scoops.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/6 "2003-04-28T19:51:44Z")

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Al Jolson = vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup.

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/7 "2003-04-28T19:57:11Z")

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Milton Berle = only use as much ice cream as you have to.

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/8 "2003-04-28T19:59:03Z")

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Pat Boone: chocolate with all the chocolate parts removed

Righteous Brothers = nobody can tell whether it’s chocolate or vanilla (but it’s really vanilla)

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/9 "2003-04-28T20:07:29Z")

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Rip Taylor = vanilla with _SPRINKLES!!!_

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/10 "2003-04-28T20:15:53Z")

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Dean Martin: Vanilla covered with rum.

Little Richard: Tooti Frooti.

Robert DeNiro: Vanilla with brown sugar.

Prince: Little tiny scoop of chocolate, with cream (sheboogie bop).

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/11 "2003-04-28T20:17:32Z")

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Lucy & Dezi = Strawberry scoop w/Brazil nuts  
Liberace = vanilla scoop w/fruit hidden underneath

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/12 "2003-04-28T20:25:07Z")

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Josephine Baker = chocolate with banana slices

Jean Harlow = vanilla with whipped cream on top

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/13 "2003-04-28T20:30:02Z")

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Pepe Le Pew = French Vanilla scoop w/black licorice stripes  
Doris Day = cherry vanilla scoop  
Cover Girl = strawberry cheesecake scoop

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/14 "2003-04-28T20:32:38Z")

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Judy Garland = vanilla with gin and Nembutal sprinkles

Harry Belafonte = mocha ice cream, “day old.”

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/15 "2003-04-28T20:33:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ArchiveGuy \*  
> \*\*Liberace = vanilla scoop w/fruit hidden underneath \*\*

I think you’re thinking of the Rock Hudson. The Liberace has the fruit on _top_!  
Happy

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**Author:** ![TheRealJohnPeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TheRealJohnPeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheRealJohnPeat)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/16 "2003-04-28T20:36:59Z")

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A little more information than I needed but go right ahead

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Thanks!

JP

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/17 "2003-04-28T20:41:45Z")

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The Pam and Tommy Lee: two really big scoops of vanilla on a really big banana.

The Clark Kent: Superman ice cream hidden beneath a layer of vanilla.

The Justin and Britney: Two scoops of Bubblegum ice cream with a smashed cherry on top.

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/18 "2003-04-28T20:48:36Z")

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Madonna = vanilla, frozen rock-hard, with chocolate, then vanilla, then butterscotch, then strawberry syrup.

Michael Jackson = chocolate with vanilla syrup and lots of little nuts.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/19 "2003-04-28T20:57:28Z")

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Anne Heche – vanilla, with chocolate topping. No, wait. Strawberry! No, wait…

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/martin-and-lewis-or-amos-and-andy/171751/20 "2003-04-28T21:20:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I think you’re thinking of the Rock Hudson. The Liberace has the fruit on top!

Uh, only if you want your ice cream parlor sued by the man. 😉

Pam Grier = coffee ice cream w/chocolate syrup  
Marx Bros. special = one scoop each of Pistachio, Rocky Road, Cappuccino & Vanilla, all topped w/coconut & animal crackers.

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