# Mary-Kate and Ashley: Double Trouble in Little China **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 23, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040 "2003-05-23T14:44:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ad7895/32.png) [@Zorro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/1 "2003-05-23T14:44:14Z")
Which Mary-Kate and Ashley movies would you like to see made? I’d like to see **Mary-Kate and Ashley: Double Trouble in Little China** , with Jean-Claude van Damme teaching the wholesome kung-fu twins how to be _aware_, in his own inimmitable style. What about you? ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/2 "2003-05-23T14:51:09Z")
Mary-Kate and Ashley: From Porn to Snuff. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/3 "2003-05-23T14:53:28Z")
I never thought I could be both afraid of **Zorro** _and_ **Sauron** , but this thread has shown that it’s possible. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/4 "2003-05-23T16:11:52Z")
Mary-Kate and Ashley go Trainspotting: The twins go to Scotland and discover the magic of soccer, drinking and heroin abuse. In the end Mary-Kate cheats Ashley out of a big drug deal and heads off to Amsterdam to ‘choose life’ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/5 "2003-05-23T18:10:56Z")
**Mary Kate and Ashley’s™ [Basket Case](http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/674/)**. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/6 "2003-05-23T18:14:38Z")
Mary Kate and Ashley meet the Bush twins. ---
**Author:** ![NutMagnet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@NutMagnet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutMagnet)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/7 "2003-05-23T18:40:04Z")
OMG! Hooda thunk it? I still think of them as those cute little girls from TV. But they’re [hot](http://www.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1491&photo=Events/1491/MaryKateOl_Mazur_585928_400.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Olsen,%20Ashley)! [sub]I feel like a dirty old man[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/8 "2003-05-23T18:52:19Z")
Would Mary-Kate or Ashley contract SARS? Which one would be run over by a tank? ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/9 "2003-05-23T19:00:01Z")
I’d rather see them go to Japan. Lotsa laughs over there! Haw Haw… [sub]Oh, wait…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/10 "2003-05-23T19:01:05Z")
**JAWS** comes to mind… ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/11 "2003-05-23T19:01:33Z")
Mary-Kate and Ashley vs. the Albino Milli Vanilli Twins from Matrix ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/12 "2003-05-23T19:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NutMagnet \* > **OMG! Hooda thunk it? I still think of them as those cute little girls from TV. But they’re [hot](http://www.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1491&photo=Events/1491/MaryKateOl_Mazur_585928_400.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Olsen,%20Ashley)!** Compared to what? Snow? 😉 Seriously, I think there’s something vaguely alien about them in that pic. Their smiles remind me of a Denobulan’s. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/13 "2003-05-23T19:12:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > \*\*Compared to what? Snow? 😉 > Seriously, I think there’s something vaguely alien about them in that pic. Their smiles remind me of a Denobulan’s. \*\* But you have to admit, they’re looking distinctly less monkey-ish than they did as wee tykes. ---
**Author:** ![Vixenation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/278dde/32.png) [@Vixenation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vixenation)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/14 "2003-05-23T20:05:54Z")
I have never seen the appeal of the Olsen Twins. In the above picture, they are wearing far, far too much make-up and look no better than any of the 13-17 year olds I see in the mall trying to look older. It must be because they’re twins. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/15 "2003-05-23T20:10:53Z")
Mary-Kate and Ashley vs. Freddy and Jason. ---
**Author:** ![WillSantini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@WillSantini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillSantini)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/16 "2003-05-23T20:19:14Z")
Fox Special: When good twins go bad ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/17 "2003-05-23T20:41:04Z")
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/18 "2003-05-23T21:17:20Z")
_The Texas Chainsaw Massacre_ ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/19 "2003-05-23T21:25:35Z")
Mary-Kate and Ashley vs. 50 Million Adult Males’ Fantasies ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040/20 "2003-05-23T21:52:55Z")
How about a re-make of David Croneneberg’s “Dead Ringer?” Instead of two male OBGYN’s as in the original, they’re two female urologists. And insead of Genevive Bujold with a two-pronged cervix, Haley Joe Osment with two dinguses. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-double-trouble-in-little-china/177040.md?page=2)