# Mary Kate and Ashley....its gettin scary folks **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335 "2001-08-15T04:46:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/1 "2001-08-15T04:46:33Z")
Dunno bout you but the current obsession over the twins is either disgusting or if you are my friend mildly hilarious. What can I say, I find it as humorous as the Anna KandyKornikova tennis pics What you dont know about this stuff? Exhibit A **URL DELETED** and Exhibit B **URL DELETED** Gentlemen, start your timers. [Edited by UncleBeer on 08-16-2001 at 04:15 PM] ---
**Author:** ![kylen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed655f/32.png) [@kylen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kylen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/2 "2001-08-15T05:01:35Z")
I’ll have to tell you about the Mary-Kate doll I got for my birthday last year… Let’s just say that a joke went a little too far. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/3 "2001-08-15T05:11:55Z")
Do banner ads count towards the don’t post porn rule? ---
**Author:** ![IceQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/34f0e0/32.png) [@IceQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQueen)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/4 "2001-08-15T05:34:48Z")
Hah. That’s not even as sick as, say, [this](http://www.tiffany-teen-model.com). The funniest (saddest?) thing is probably that the incest book would make -shitloads- of money. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/5 "2001-08-15T05:43:46Z")
Thanks, IceQueen. Now I feel like I should just turn myself into the FBI and do a few years hard time. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/6 "2001-08-15T05:47:22Z")
I thought that incest thing was the cover of a videocassette. Who wants to bet it’ll be a reality in about 10 years? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/7 "2001-08-15T05:54:31Z")
How long before it’s the subject of a popular sitcom **Daowajan**? ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/8 "2001-08-15T05:56:11Z")
It’s great. Now that they’ve finally hit puberty, I can share my fantasies with others. ---
**Author:** ![Lockfist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@Lockfist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockfist)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/9 "2001-08-15T06:03:50Z")
Damn those girls turned out easy on the eyes ! ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/10 "2001-08-15T07:13:20Z")
Couple of funny relevent pics that some of my fellow SA goons made… [http://members.home.net/nihilistcanada1/mkandash\_copy1.jpg](http://members.home.net/nihilistcanada1/mkandash_copy1.jpg) [http://www.geistmag.com/taco/yummy.jpg](http://www.geistmag.com/taco/yummy.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/11 "2001-08-15T14:18:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by obfusciatrist \* > \*\*Thanks, IceQueen. Now I feel like I should just turn myself into the FBI and do a few years hard time. \*\* Eh…I doubt Tiffany is 13. Her skin texture and lines are such that unless she’s been a hard-core sunbather for all of her 13 years, she just looks too old. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/12 "2001-08-15T14:39:26Z")
I heard about a **Clint Eastwood** interview where he stated that he thought those two were the most interesting actesses around. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/13 "2001-08-15T16:53:05Z")
Hot damn! Those girls DID turn easy on the eyes! ::runs to get the Disney Channel TV schedule:: Lucky Charms ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/14 "2001-08-15T16:59:07Z")
Someone please write my IS Director and explain why we are going to have Olsen twins jailbait photos on the server… ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/15 "2001-08-16T00:28:36Z")
Waverly, I agree with you, plus if I posted this sort of link stuff they would have my ass in a sling. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/16 "2001-08-16T04:16:55Z")
Tiffany may not be 13, but she has NO BOOBS. That must be great. She doesn’t have to wear a bra. _epiphany moment_ _blink_ I so miss my pre-puberty self sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/17 "2001-08-16T05:06:47Z")
The [back-to-school issue](http://mary-kateandashleymagazine.com/toc_back_to_school.php) of their magazine is out now. Easier on the eyes than they used to be, that’s for sure. Gettin’ easier all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/18 "2001-08-16T12:30:21Z")
There was some sort of “Growing up with the Olsen Twins” special on E! last night…it was kinda creepy. Them girls have been in the biz way too long!! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/19 "2001-08-16T12:56:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > **Tiffany may not be 13, but she has NO BOOBS.** All the better…I’m very partial to A and sub-A cup women. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/20 "2001-08-16T13:09:59Z")
Seriously. How about a little warning before you post a link to pages that are practically porn! Some of us are at work… at least put a disclaimer like (open this at home only) Thanks [sub]I can’t believe I just posted something anti-porn. What has become of me?[/sub] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335.md?page=2)