# Mary Kate and Ashley....its gettin scary folks **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335 "2001-08-15T04:46:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/21 "2001-08-16T13:15:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > Tiffany may not be 13, but she has NO BOOBS. Yes she does. That’s what made me think she’s not a pre-teen. [sub]Can y’all post warnings next time? Please?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/22 "2001-08-16T13:16:38Z")
An amendment to my last post: No links to porn without warning unless they are pages conatining pics of you **IceQueen!** I just checked out your webpage and may I say YOWZA YOWZA, HUBBA HUBBA!!! We now return you to your regularly scheduled kiddie pics ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/23 "2001-08-16T17:15:32Z")
Forgive my off-topicality, but I’ve seen identical twins who invented their own languages and also fed eachother. I wouldn’t be suprised if they engaged in mutual masturbation as well. Of course these were kids under five years old, but it makes me wonder if the incest taboo can be applied in its usual sense to identical twins. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/24 "2001-08-16T17:20:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \* > \*\*There was some sort of “Growing up with the Olsen Twins” special on E! last night…it was kinda creepy. Them girls have been in the biz way too long!! \*\* Ugh…my sister loves the Olsen twins. We’ve seen that Celebrity Profile too many times. She also gets their magazine, and I think she has the Barbie dolls. Geez. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/25 "2001-08-16T17:25:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slithy Tove \* > \*\*Forgive my off-topicality, but I’ve seen identical twins who invented their own languages and also fed eachother. I wouldn’t be suprised if they engaged in mutual masturbation as well. Of course these were kids under five years old, but it makes me wonder if the incest taboo can be applied in its usual sense to identical twins. \*\* I hate myself for even knowing this – Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are not identical twins. They are fraternal twins. I don’t really have a cite (I suppose I could dig one up if I’m forced to), but I _know_ I read that somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![dentarthurdent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@dentarthurdent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dentarthurdent)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/26 "2001-08-16T17:37:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slithy Tove \* > \*\*Forgive my off-topicality, but I’ve seen identical twins who invented their own languages and also fed eachother. I wouldn’t be suprised if they engaged in mutual masturbation as well. Of course these were kids under five years old, but it makes me wonder if the incest taboo can be applied in its usual sense to identical twins. \*\* I’m not sure about off-topicality but you certainly take the cake for ickyness… ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/27 "2001-08-16T17:42:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slithy Tove \* > \*\*but it makes me wonder if the incest taboo can be applied in its usual sense to identical twins. \*\* Oh! Nope if their twins I think that makes it okay. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/28 "2001-08-16T17:57:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > **(I suppose I could dig [a cite] up if I’m forced to)** I just ran the following through Google and came up with 176 hits: mary kate ashley olsen fraternal twins. And I really don’t feel like getting busted poring over Olsen Twin sites here at work. Now that I’ve infected the server with this stuff I’ll probably fired. I hope you’re happy. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/29 "2001-08-16T21:24:09Z")
**Moderator’s Notes:** Mr. Doolin, you will never post links to sites such as those again on the SDMB if you value your privileges here. As you were, I’m sure, perfectly aware, the second URL you provided rolls over to a porn site. This is totally un-\*^#@ing-acceptable for all the reasons the members above have stated and simply becuase it is against the rules you agreed to when registering. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/30 "2001-08-16T21:55:47Z")
Anyone care to sate my ravenous curiosity and describe what it is that I missed, or tell me how I can get to them myself? You know my mind is too weak to let a teaser like this go by without knowing what everyone is talking about. ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/31 "2001-08-16T22:27:23Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by IceQueen \* \*\*Hah. That’s not even as sick as, say, [this](http://www.tiffany-teen-model.com). Is she modeling clothes or mini-blinds?! ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-kate-and-ashley-its-gettin-scary-folks/76335/32 "2001-08-16T22:29:57Z")
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