# Mary Lee sure gets around **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 8, 2015, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544 "2015-05-08T11:57:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/1 "2015-05-08T11:57:32Z")
Mary Lee is a mature female looking for a nice seafood dinner. Anywhere from Mass to FL to Bermuda but most recently in S Jersey area. Almost forgot to mention, she’s a Great White Shark. :eek: [duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn](http://www.ocearch.org/profile/mary_lee/) ---
**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/2 "2015-05-08T12:23:18Z")
“that’s a twenty footer!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/3 "2015-05-08T12:44:15Z")
“Nobody doesn’t like Mary Lee!” That’s a nice excursion she made to Bermuda, there. ---
**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/4 "2015-05-08T14:37:31Z")
Best online profile I have seen, but too clingy for me. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/5 "2015-05-08T14:41:05Z")
Who wouldn’t want to visit Bermuda in the Spring? Looks like she had spent Christmas at Wrightsvlle Beach. She has taste. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/6 "2015-05-08T15:19:58Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > “Nobody doesn’t like Mary Lee!” > > That’s a nice excursion she made to Bermuda, there. She can’t find Ellen Brody on Facebook. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/7 "2015-05-08T15:53:39Z")
At least she isn’t a ----------- landshark. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/8 "2015-05-08T16:03:48Z")
This is the fist time I knew that there even _was_ a Global Shark Tracker. ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/9 "2015-05-09T01:31:14Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > This is the fist time I knew that there even _was_ a Global Shark Tracker. Only for a small elite. Or should I say large elite, small numbers. It’s all political. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/10 "2015-05-09T12:21:46Z")
> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#): > > “that’s a twenty footer!” “Twenty-five” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/11 "2015-05-09T14:29:39Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > “Twenty-five” “Three tons of him.” Here lies the body of Mary Lee Died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity Not a bad record for this vicinity. ---
**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/12 "2015-05-09T17:43:11Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > “Twenty-five” Thanks **Baker** , I was a little shocked when I realised we were ten posts in and no-one had picked up on a “Jaws” dialogue reference. This is the dope after all…are we not geeks and nerds? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/13 "2015-05-09T18:08:23Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > At least she isn’t a ----------- landshark. Wyatt, on the other hand…what was [his tracker](http://www.ocearch.org/profile/wyatt/) doing up near Sinton? ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mary-lee-sure-gets-around/719544/14 "2015-05-09T18:35:18Z")
> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#): > > Thanks **Baker** , I was a little shocked when I realised we were ten posts in and no-one had picked up on a “Jaws” dialogue reference. This is the dope after all…are we not geeks and nerds? Any old person can reference a **GOOD** movie. **I** referenced a heinous one!