# Maryanne or Ginger? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 24, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871 "2011-03-24T17:55:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/1 "2011-03-24T17:55:13Z")
Well, if I have to explain it, you shouldn’t be voting. ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/2 "2011-03-24T18:00:27Z")
Maryann looks better and can bake a mean pie. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/3 "2011-03-24T18:02:28Z")
Maryann could be a Snorg girl today. 😉 . ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/4 "2011-03-24T18:05:52Z")
Why is this even a contest? Girl next door will a killer body all the way. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/5 "2011-03-24T18:09:34Z")
Here is why. Love of Snorg girl. Not a bombshell, but lots of guys prefer the Maryann’s over the Gingers of the world: > **[I'm hopelessly, madly in love with this Snorg Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=601729)** > > This redhead here. Or here. Or here. Sigh…here as well. If you like a different Snorg Girl, well, you’d be wrong. But go ahead and state your case if you must. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/6 "2011-03-24T18:10:01Z")
Cute brunette for the win, Maryann by a mile. But hey Ginger was the second best looking woman on the Island. Also Bailey over Jennifer. But oddly Betty over Veronica. Oh and Audrey Hepburn over all others. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/7 "2011-03-24T18:14:52Z")
Maryann was easier to relate to, more innocent, and not trying too hard. And she looked damned tasty in those shorts. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/8 "2011-03-24T18:23:45Z")
Another plus for Mary Ann is that she might have some good smoke. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/9 "2011-03-24T18:27:34Z")
So where is one of the Ginger lovers? I see two votes but no posts. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/10 "2011-03-24T18:28:06Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Another plus for Mary Ann is that she might have some good smoke. Yeah, but you know Ginger has the best blow. ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/11 "2011-03-24T18:44:02Z")
Mary Ann - Gilligan new what he was doing when he foiled all the rescue attempts. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/12 "2011-03-24T18:44:50Z")
Have you seen them lately? Tina Louise = ick. Dawn Wells = not bad. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/13 "2011-03-24T18:46:22Z")
> [@Magiver](#): > > Mary Ann - Gilligan new what he was doing when he foiled all the rescue attempts. Yeah, but too bad she was banging the professor the whole time. I mean, we all know she was, right? Right? ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/14 "2011-03-24T18:49:05Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Yeah, but too bad she was banging the professor the whole time. > > I mean, we all know she was, right? > > Right? Not…exclusively…/eyebrowwaggle ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/15 "2011-03-24T18:52:39Z")
> [@Scarlett67](#): > > Have you seen them lately? Tina Louise = ick. Dawn Wells = not bad. Tina Louise = 77. Dawn Wells = 72. GGILF? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/16 "2011-03-24T18:53:51Z")
Crap. I pushed the wrong button. I meant Mary-Ann, of course. Just goes to show that I can’t think straight around attractive women. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/17 "2011-03-24T19:19:47Z")
Ginger. Ginger Ginger Ginger. Give me the vamp, the bombshell, the sex symbol, the dangerous, voracious, mercurial, well, think Elizabeth Taylor fer instance. Them’s are the girls for me. Girls next door, not so much. My sexual aesthetic has been informed entirely by Ginger, the Bond girls and 70s Penthouse magazine. I am SO LONELY ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/18 "2011-03-24T19:23:05Z")
What, no love for Mrs. Howell? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/19 "2011-03-24T19:28:04Z")
> [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](#): > > Ginger. Ginger Ginger Ginger. Give me the vamp, the bombshell, the sex symbol, the dangerous, voracious, mercurial, well, think Elizabeth Taylor fer instance. Them’s are the girls for me. Girls next door, not so much. Can I have first refusal of your rejects? ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871/20 "2011-03-24T19:32:02Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Yeah, but too bad she was banging the professor the whole time. > > I mean, we all know she was, right? > > Right? Like a bamboo door in a tropical island storm. 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/maryanne-or-ginger/575871.md?page=2)