# MASH Trivia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 24, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429 "2005-08-24T15:15:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/121 "2005-08-26T17:06:26Z")

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> Tfb1: What did Frank offer the auction goers?

100% Grade A American Garbage

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> Tfb2: What did Hawkeye teach the auction goers to say?

He taught _prospective hospital workers_ to say “You tell him, Ferret Face!”

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/122 "2005-08-26T17:14:30Z")

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Reposting my unanswered questions:

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> On Boxing Day, who switched jobs with whom?
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> How did Father Mulcahey say he worked his way through seminary?
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> What’s the name of the ping-pong playing cat?
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> Charles married someone in Tokyo. What was her name and who performed the ceremony?
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> When Charles un-married her, what did Margaret carry at the un-wedding?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/123 "2005-08-26T17:32:47Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> Reposting my unanswered questions:On Boxing Day, who switched jobs with whom?
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> How did Father Mulcahey say he worked his way through seminary?

I got one of them: Klinger and Potter switched. I can’t remember who else, though. Winchester was on KP, and Mulcahey was doin laundry, right?

Mulchaey had a jokey answer for that - as a B-girl?

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/124 "2005-08-26T18:11:04Z")

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Right. Hawkeye said that in a certain light Mulcahey looked like a B-gril he knew in San Diego. Mulcahey said it was possible, since he worked his way through seminary as a B-girl in San Diego.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/125 "2005-08-26T18:25:31Z")

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> [@BiblioCat](#):
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> I got one of them: Klinger and Potter switched. I can’t remember who else, though. Winchester was on KP, and Mulcahey was doin laundry, right?

Mulcahy doing laundry was a different episide, I think. I don’t think they went into much detail about who switched with who other then the ones you mentioned. I imagine Margaret became a lower-ranking nurse. I don’t remember the docs switching with anybody.

What did Sgt. Themopoulis do?

Who was Hondo McKee?

What was Sgt. Prior’s nickname?

(Once again) What was Hawkeye’s daughter’s name?

Where did Just Plain Steve go to school?

Where was Mrs. Klinger’s son stationed?

Who was Captain Benjamin Pierce, and what was he famous for?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/126 "2005-08-26T18:34:04Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> (Once again) What was Hawkeye’s daughter’s name?

Hawkeye didn’t have a daughter, did he?

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> Who was Captain Benjamin Pierce, and what was he famous for?

The “other” Captain Pierce was quite the ladies man - he made them laugh. Hawkeye got his mail by mistake and was intriguied by the letters.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/127 "2005-08-26T18:35:25Z")

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Forgot one.

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> Where was Mrs. Klinger’s son stationed?

Klinger told her he was stationed at Fort Dix, but she knew all along he was in Korea.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/128 "2005-08-26T18:35:53Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> 100% Grade A American Garbage!"

And a prostitute.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/129 "2005-08-26T18:38:01Z")

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Where did Klinger get the idea to get out of the army on a Section 8 by wearing a dress?

What “new rank” gave Radar access to the officer’s club when Hawkeye went to say goodbye to Trapper?

How old was Radar’s father when he was born and what happened when they played together when he was a child?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/130 "2005-08-26T18:41:21Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Where did Klinger get the idea to get out of the army on a Section 8 by wearing a dress?
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> What “new rank” gave Radar access to the officer’s club when Hawkeye went to say goodbye to Trapper?
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> How old was Radar’s father when he was born and what happened when they played together when he was a child?

From his uncle.

Corporal Captain.

Sixty? He had a heart attack the first time they played peek-a-boo.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/131 "2005-08-26T18:42:59Z")

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> [@BiblioCat](#):
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> Hawkeye didn’t have a daughter, did he?

What’s your point? 🆒

In one episide he said “I have a daughter named \_\_\_\_\_\_.”

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/132 "2005-08-26T18:46:03Z")

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> What did Sgt. Themopoulis do?

Quartermaster. Gave Klinger the bad bird.

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> Who was Hondo McKee?

Nice name. Isn’t he the one who “lost” the two (three) genarators?

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> What was Sgt. Prior’s nickname?

Sparky.

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> (Once again) What was Hawkeye’s daughter’s name?

All I remember is it starts with an “R”.

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> Where did Just Plain Steve go to school?

Johns Hopkins, after graduating Al Capone High.

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> Who was Captain Benjamin Pierce, and what was he famous for?

A geek whose steamy fan letters were sent to Hawkeye by mistake.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/133 "2005-08-26T18:52:33Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> From his uncle.
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> Corporal Captain.
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> Sixty? He had a heart attack the first time they played peek-a-boo.

Right on all counts, except it was a stroke. (Actually, I think he just said an amorphous “my dad was in his sixties when I was born” rather than an actual age.)

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/134 "2005-08-26T18:58:12Z")

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Right on all counts, save this:

> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> All I remember is it starts with an “R”

Yep. When Hawkeye placed the call to Chicago for the ribs, he was pretending to be a reporter.

“What is your name, sir? For the article. Resznick? That’s a lovely name, Mr. Resznick. I have a daughter named Resznick.”

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/135 "2005-08-26T22:13:55Z")

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Does no one else remember the ping pong playing kitty cat?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/136 "2005-08-26T22:56:32Z")

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I remember it was on a newsreel, but I don’t remember the name.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/137 "2005-08-26T23:27:16Z")

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This is an easy question, but which character’s marital status changed from the movie to the TV show, and why?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/138 "2005-08-27T00:28:20Z")

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> [@Otto](#):
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> Does no one else remember the ping pong playing kitty cat?

Bongo? Whiskers? Oscar? Fluffy?

I’m just guessing.

Why wouldn’t Li’l’ Abner get married?

When Potter lost his driver’s license, what was he just 2 months away from paying off? What was his concern about it?

What was Mulcahy’s sister’s nickname?

What did Mildred play?

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/139 "2005-08-27T00:52:48Z")

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> [@Captain Amazing](#):
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> This is an easy question, but which character’s marital status changed from the movie to the TV show, and why?

Hawkeye. I’m not sure why, however. Was it that they thought the audience wouldn’t like a character who was married but slept around without remorse?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mash-trivia/318429/140 "2005-08-27T11:28:51Z")

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> Why wouldn’t Li’l’ Abner get married?

[Fearless Fosdick](http://www.lilabner.com/fosdick.html) had to do it first. The ceremony wasn’t at all like what Potter described, though.

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> When Potter lost his driver’s license, what was he just 2 months away from paying off? What was his concern about it?

His TV (Dumont?) and was afraid that the fad would end by the time he got home.

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> What did Mildred play?

Classical banjo.

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