# Masochistic song ID

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [May 21, 2021, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masochistic-song-id/942607 "2021-05-21T05:52:21Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masochistic-song-id/942607/1 "2021-05-21T05:52:21Z")

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I say masochistic because the song has the worst beginning. In all cosmos.  
Heard it once, on the radio, maybe 45 years ago.  
IIVaguelyRC - a very sparse sounding beginning (instrumentally) with these beyond-absolutely-god-awful vocals warbling on about “On the re-_bound!_… On the re-_bound!_”  
I can’t remember, at all, what the rest of the song was like (late '70s R+B pop?), so I can’t provide much more to help locate this.  
Just the beginning.  
(On-ly the be-gi-ning…)  
I need to find this abomination, to put a name to it, to put a name to the beacon, the talisman, of untethered mediocrity, of soul-destroying musical lameness and ass-goblinage.  
IT musty be located. To be forever exorcised.  
☮ peace, duly ☮

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**Author:** ![Tabco](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tabco/32/7644_2.png) [@Tabco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabco)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masochistic-song-id/942607/2 "2021-05-21T05:58:34Z")

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Well there’s a song called _On the Rebound_ by Uriah Heep. Not quite 45-years-old, though. Seems to match other parts of your description.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/fW2rKqZj_Cw/maxresdefault.jpg "URIAH HEEP - ON THE REBOUND - ABOMINOG.") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW2rKqZj_Cw)

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masochistic-song-id/942607/3 "2021-05-21T06:09:54Z")

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Good try - I’m pretty sure the “OTR” line is sung only twice, to kick the song off, and never again in the song.  
It’s defintely not a chorus, like UH had.  
Yeah, it has more of an insipid, depressing, pedestrian UGH-ness to it; UH’s was too rockin’.  
The vocalist, _I think but am most likely wrong_, was a Black woman, the more I (yes, masochistically) run it through my increasingly beleaguered mind.

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**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masochistic-song-id/942607/4 "2021-05-21T06:41:13Z")

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Maybe it was the original…

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rwZ18jrXBnY/hqdefault.jpg "RUSS BALLARD - On The Rebound (Rockklassiker)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwZ18jrXBnY)

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masochistic-song-id/942607/5 "2021-05-21T06:59:29Z")

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Wow - that’s _exactly_ the beginning, I’m pretty sure.  
This means I mis-remembered the rest of the song to the point that it _does_ mention “OTR” many times throughout the rest of the song, and not just in the beginning.  
So I guess it _was_ more of a rocking thing then. 🤦‍♂️  
And yes, that horrifyingly execrable twang in that vocal. It’s all coming back. In floods. Puke-laden ones.  
Thank-you, for not only locating IT but also setting me straight on how it actually went.  
I can now move forward, the closure most gratifying.

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2021, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/masochistic-song-id/942607/6 "2021-05-21T08:27:23Z")

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You sure it’s not this one?

[Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE)
