# "Massage" Parlors **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 24, 2014, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518 "2014-06-24T08:07:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/21 "2014-06-24T18:22:06Z")
Edit: Damn, beaten to the punch ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/22 "2014-06-24T19:58:53Z")
> [@flight](#): > > Edit: Damn, beaten to the punch down the hall - 2nd door on the right. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/23 "2014-06-24T20:20:42Z")
So you celebrated [getting off](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17478816&postcount=36) by getting off? ---
**Author:** ![Meloy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Meloy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meloy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/24 "2014-06-25T11:54:53Z")
And a drink! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/25 "2014-06-25T12:05:24Z")
I hope the girl with the finger wasn’t splitting her time re-stocking the buffet next door at the Korean BBQ. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/26 "2014-06-25T12:55:39Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > I hope the girl with the finger wasn’t splitting her time re-stocking the buffet next door at the Korean BBQ. Yea…I was gonna ask if she at least wore a glove. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/27 "2014-06-25T12:57:19Z")
> [@grude](#): > > Yea…I was gonna ask if she at least wore a glove. Or a mitten. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/28 "2014-06-25T14:22:10Z")
> [@grude](#): > > Yea…I was gonna ask if she at least wore a glove. Boxing. ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/29 "2014-06-25T14:27:38Z")
So was there a happy finnish or not? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/30 "2014-06-25T15:27:55Z")
Just so she didn’t rub you the wrong way. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/31 "2014-06-25T16:01:08Z")
> [@Meloy](#): > > Anyone have experience with them? I went to one last week. It was the first time I’d been to one and I wasn’t sure what to expect but was okay with whatever might happen, whether it be a straightforward massage or just a rubdown. So you went to a “rub and / or tug”? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/32 "2014-06-25T16:43:11Z")
> [@Meloy](#): > > she fingered me Like, in your butthole? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/33 "2014-06-25T16:46:39Z")
> [@Lukeinva](#): > > So was there a happy finnish or not? **Meloy** is from Finland? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/34 "2014-06-25T17:28:38Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > **Meloy** is from Finland? She gave him an Around the World. ---
**Author:** ![Meloy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Meloy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meloy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/35 "2014-06-26T05:57:19Z")
No glove. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/36 "2014-06-26T11:17:16Z")
> [@Meloy](#): > > No glove. (S)he likes you! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/37 "2014-06-26T12:28:13Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > She gave him an Around the World. …and maybe even a [business card?](http://www.joecarr.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Go-to-jail.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/38 "2014-06-26T12:53:40Z")
> [@Meloy](#): > > No glove. Well, we’re certainly not going to be judgmental. Not all of our childhoods resounded with the oft-heard admonishment \*“don’t put that in your rectum: you don’t know where it’s been!” \* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/39 "2014-06-26T13:02:52Z")
> [@grude](#): > > Yea…I was gonna ask if she at least wore a glove. Yeah… who needs Korean BBQ all over their asshole? ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2014, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518/40 "2014-06-26T13:40:16Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Yeah… who needs Korean BBQ all over their asshole? I mean, right? It’s going to get there quickly enough through the usual channels. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/massage-parlors/691518.md?page=3)