# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/182 "2001-02-26T23:57:28Z")
Greetings! I’m thrilled to be on a master list. ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/183 "2001-02-27T00:39:52Z")
hi all – does this have any connection to **crunchy frogs** welcome wagon thread? oh well – guess I missed out on that. He must have gotten he refund check. I’m a newbie and I’m already becoming quite addicted to this site - using terms like newbie at work. 🙂 Its kind of like watching the real world on mtv because I feel like I know some of you (I lurked for a while) and you have no idea who I am. There are a lot of very clever people around here – and such writing talent. I find myself laughing out loud a lot. Please add me to the member list. Very nice to meet everyone! ---
**Author:** ![kspharm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ebca7d/32.png) [@kspharm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kspharm)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/184 "2001-02-27T00:59:44Z")
My first post!! I have been deflowered! ---
**Author:** ![Phaeton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Phaeton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phaeton)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/185 "2001-02-27T01:27:53Z")
I am sooo much a newbie. Hi! ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/186 "2001-02-27T15:45:18Z")
I’m here, out of the shadows, ready to take my place…oh, over there? thank you… **Persephone** says she was kidding about [lighting newbies on fire](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55873) and eating them like chicken…but I know how cold these Michigan winters get…I don’t mind getting the beer, just go easy on the BBQ sauce, okay? Paul ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/187 "2001-02-27T16:40:01Z")
Alas, I must also resign myself to no longer lurk, but join in the fun and merriment of posting! Hello world, it’s me, Krunk! (Whaddya mean, Krunk WHO???) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/188 "2001-02-27T17:47:48Z")
heidi-ho, I’m **smoke** , and I’ve been posting sporadically (sp) since January. Glad to meetcha’ll. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Xadium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed655f/32.png) [@Dr\_Xadium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Xadium)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/189 "2001-03-03T08:10:28Z")
Greetings all, This is the mad Dr. Xadium popping round to say hello. I’m generally good for conversing on topics Sci-Fi (especially my favorite show, Dr. Who), Anime and British Comedy related. I have a smattering of useless trivial / sientific knowledge and an ego the size of a small G-Type Star which I keep stuck in a Klein bottle. I haven’t posted on a message forum since my old BBS days (on a Renegade BBS called Praxis, in case anyone knows it) back in the early 90’s. So I’m feeling a bit nostalgic. 🙂 Later! ---
**Author:** ![AerialCartwheels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@AerialCartwheels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AerialCartwheels)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/190 "2001-03-03T17:44:23Z")
Hi, I’m new. _shy smile_ ---
**Author:** ![todaystomsawyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@todaystomsawyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/todaystomsawyer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/191 "2001-03-03T18:46:09Z")
Yo, what’s the haps? Good to meet ya, good to know ya. ---
**Author:** ![Ace\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Ace\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace_Face)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/192 "2001-03-03T20:20:54Z")
Hi. I’m suppose I’m new. Fresh out of the package. Still under warranty. ---
**Author:** ![Ace\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Ace\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace_Face)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/193 "2001-03-03T20:22:21Z")
… and already posting typos… ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/194 "2001-03-04T19:15:33Z")
Hi. I’m a newbie. ---
**Author:** ![CyberHippy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@CyberHippy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CyberHippy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/195 "2001-03-04T22:01:58Z")
Doesn’t feel like it, from all my lurking and occasional posting, but I’m a newbie as well 'round here. Been reading Straight Dope since '81, Cecil has probably had more influence on my life than my parents. ---
**Author:** ![flyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@flyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flyboy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/196 "2001-03-04T22:25:18Z")
I feel like I’m at an AA meeting or something… [deep breath] I’m a newbie. [long exhale] ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/197 "2001-03-05T00:15:57Z")
I have done as I was told. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![Gambit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gambit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gambit)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/198 "2001-03-05T03:07:11Z")
I’m new, and beginning to suspect that people don’t like me. ☹ (Just kidding. Someone should like me, I think.) ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/199 "2001-03-06T00:42:21Z")
Hi all. I’m new, and I really need to get a life now. Bye. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/200 "2001-03-06T05:42:25Z")
Well, since CrunchyFrog isn’t here anymore to run his newbie welcome wagon, I figure I should just sign in here. It’s not actually my first post (my 2nd), but what the heck, right??? [Steve Martin] I don’t like to be all cliched, but it’s really great to be here!!! [/Steve Martin] ---
**Author:** ![YoungGotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c2a13f/32.png) [@YoungGotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoungGotti)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/201 "2001-03-06T15:51:55Z")
Alright, I’ve checked in. Have the bellboy bring my bags up to my room. Also, send up a nice medium-rare filet mignon and your best bottle of merlot. No glasses, just the bottle. Thank you, Gotti (I like this place. I think I’ll be staying awhile.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=11)