# MASTER LIST (Newbies only) part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 18, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355 "2000-10-18T02:09:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![topher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de053/32.png) [@topher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/topher)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/242 "2001-07-31T08:01:58Z")
virgin no mo. ---
**Author:** ![h2oGO\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a87d85/32.png) [@h2oGO\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h2oGO_98)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/243 "2001-07-31T08:16:40Z")
Hi _blinks_ I’m h2o see ya ---
**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/244 "2001-07-31T21:25:15Z")
mmhmmm…that would be me…howdy everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Caerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Caerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caerie)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/245 "2001-07-31T21:51:55Z")
Hello, my name is Caerie and I…am a newbie. _sobs_ …well, I’ve been here for a bit now, but I’m an habitual lurker, so I’ll always have that pitifully small number next to my name. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/246 "2001-07-31T22:16:29Z")
Can’t come up with anything witty, end of the work day…Checking in 😉 ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/247 "2001-07-31T22:30:10Z")
Can’t come up with anything witty, end of the work day…Checking in 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spyderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Spyderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spyderman)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/248 "2001-07-31T23:06:27Z")
**I am not going to post this** _…damn…too late_ MY NAME IS JACK TYLER SATAN ONE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED… ::whisked away and locked in the closet:: ---
**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/249 "2001-08-01T00:26:13Z")
Ich bin ein Newbier! I’ve been registered since August and only have a post count of 150 or so. I lurk like mad and don’t say much unless it’s EXTRA intelligent. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ganryu\_Kojiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ganryu\_Kojiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ganryu_Kojiro)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/250 "2001-08-01T01:52:28Z")
(salutes board veterans) Yes, sir, I’m a newbie alright. This just seemed like the most logical place to put a first post… (strikes a dramatic pose) guess you should get used to me. ---
**Author:** ![plankter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@plankter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plankter)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/251 "2001-08-01T06:40:38Z")
Okay, plankter here, hoping someone will ask me about my usename. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/252 "2001-08-01T06:41:47Z")
Okay, I’ll bite. What about your user name? ---
**Author:** ![cichlidiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cichlidiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cichlidiot)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/253 "2001-08-01T08:24:16Z")
Brand, spanking newbie signing in sans signature. ---
**Author:** ![Contrabass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Contrabass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrabass)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/254 "2001-08-01T14:25:17Z")
Testing… OK, not a first post like on slasdot, but my first post here after lurking for some time. How exciting, wheeeeee! Music, Cars (esp VWs), Computers, Architecture, History, Bjork, all rule! Later… ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/255 "2001-09-16T19:02:57Z")
Guess I’d better sign up, before it is too late. For what I have no idea. ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/256 "2001-09-16T19:21:41Z")
I am a newbie, still. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/257 "2001-09-16T20:35:31Z")
**newbie** : (_niu-bi_). 1634. **1**. A newcomer, _esp_. one who provides new insights into an existing framework of knowledge-based systems, thereby acting as an antidote to those currently within said framework. **Source** : The Shorter Nostradamus English Dictionary. ---
**Author:** ![Thrasybulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Thrasybulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thrasybulus)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/258 "2001-09-16T20:38:45Z")
Hi-o! Brand spanking new. ---
**Author:** ![junkyardangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@junkyardangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/junkyardangel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/259 "2001-09-16T21:02:17Z")
Hello- Been around for a month or so. Toss me a beer, too. Only this time, don’t open it first. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/260 "2001-09-16T21:43:38Z")
LifeOnWry, advancing to be recognized. (Only here a few days and already in the Pit. Is that any kind of record?) ---
**Author:** ![irkenDoom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c2a13f/32.png) [@irkenDoom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irkenDoom)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355/261 "2001-09-16T22:05:16Z")
irkenDoom here… i started in the Pit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/master-list-newbies-only-part-2/37355.md?page=14)